13 Going on 30

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13 Going on 30 is a 2004 film in which a girl's birthday wish transforms her into her 30-year-old future self, and she learns that her dreams of popularity and high fashion may not lead where she expects.

Directed by Gary Winick. Written by Josh Goldsmith and Cathy Yuspa.
For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was.taglines

Jenna Rink

  • Dad! You promised you were gonna stay upstairs! GO!
  • I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving...

Others

  • Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.
  • Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
  • Matt: You don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?

Dialogue

Matt: Arrivederci.
Jenna: Au revoir.

Matt: You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
Jenna: They're my friends.
Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
Jenna: Well… almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
Matt: There are six of them, Jenna. That's the whole point. there can't be a seventh Six Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides, you're way cooler than they are. they're totally unoriginal.
Jenna: I don't wanna be original, Matty. I wanna be cool.

Mom: Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.
Jenna: I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people!
Mom: Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.

Jenna: Look at this. [reads from magazine] "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.
Mom: [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey.

Lucy: Can you get in the car?
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
Lucy: Just get in the car.
Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!
Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.

Alex: Hey, Sweet-Bottom!
Jenna: It's you! You, you put on your pants! And stop calling me "Sweet-Bottom"!
Alex: Look, baby, I —
Jenna: And get out of my house!

Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor.
Jenna: I am?
Lucy: Say it.
Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor.
Lucy: I'm a tough bitch.
[Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it]
Lucy: Say it!
Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] bitch.
Lucy: I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.
Jenna: But that's just it. I'm not hung over-
[Lucy gives her pointed look]
Jenna: [sighs] I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.

Jenna: [to her 13-year-old neighbor girl] I like your shoes.
Becky: Thanks. I like your dress.
Jenna: That's 'cause I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out!

Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now.
Jenna (thinking Arlene was referring to M&M's): Umm... plain.
[Arlene looks at her strangely]
Jenna: Peanut? Plain!

Richard: Who's your daddy?
Jenna: Wayne Rink!

Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair!
Matt: Never got quite that reaction before.

Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Jenna: Matty.
Matt: Yeah?
Jenna: Arrivederci.
Matt: I'll see you.
Jenna: Matt!
Matt: Yeah?
[she gives him a look]
Matt: Au revoir.

Lucy: Beaver? You lost all your baby fat! How does the Beaver stay warm in winter?
Matt: Lucy? I barely recognized you. Did you get a nose job?

Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
Richard: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
Jenna: Thank you.
Richard: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
Jenna: How long until your balls get totally squished?
Richard: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
Jenna: Can they hang in there til five?
Arlene: Jenna your prints are ready!
Jenna: Ok wait a second! [goes in and out of her office]
Jenna: Oh aren't you coming?
Arlene: Yes, yes hang on!
Richard: Ok so everybody's invited now hmm?
Arlene: Oh excuse me..[walking past Richard]
Richard: Oh no go ahead...you know - what am I? Just an editor in chief - whatever!

Richard: So, who's the mystery photographer?
Jenna: Matt Flamhaff.
Richard: Is he Arthur, or Martha?
Jenna: Matt. He's Matt.
Richard: [chuckles] No — is he gay?
Jenna: [after pausing to look him up and down] Are you gay?

Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something?
Becky: Yeah, sure.
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, 'cause I totally am.
Becky: I think that's kinda the point!

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Matt: You can't just turn back time, Jenna.
Jenna: Why not?

Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: Jenna... I've always loved you.

Cast

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