Charlie's Angels (film)

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Charlie's Angels is a 2000 film about a trio of elite private investigators who, with the latest in high-tech gadgets, martial arts techniques and a vast array of disguises, unleash their state-of-the-art skills on land, sea and air. Their goal, to track down a kidnapped billionaire-to-be and keep his top-secret voice-identification software out of lethal hands. It is based on the television series of the same name.

Directed by McG. Written by Ryan Rowe, Ed Solomon and John August.
They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they work for Charlie Taglines


  • Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls... who grew up to be`three very different women. But they have three things in common: They're brilliant, they're beautiful and they work for me. My name is Charlie.


  • Why do they always run?
  • Hi. How was your day? Great. You know how superheros have these secret identities, where they- No. Not superheros. You're an action star, I get a lot of action. haha. That is so lame. Jason, I'm one third of an elite crime-fighting team backed by an anonymous millionaire. Yes, that's it!
  • Alright, let's see if I can win the teddy bear!!!!!!


  • (after Pete comments on how fast Natalie hands out the drinks) They don't call me "Balls-Out Natalie" for nothin'!
  • (Pete says he's never seen Natalie work with the catering company before) Like a virgin. It's my first time...working here.
  • (after Vivian smashes Natalie's phone, ending her conversation with Pete, Natalie pins her down and punches her many times) Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles? (punches her again)
  • (to the attractive UPS guy) You know, I signed that release form thingy so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.


  • I don't know what his plan is, but I know we can stop him.


  • Vivian: And I know what's going to happen next. All the angels are going to heaven.
  • Knox: They say in death, all of life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?


Pasqual: I hear birds can't fly this high.
Dylan: I hear only angels can.

Dylan: Another movie from a TV show.
Pasqual: What are you going to do?
Dylan: Walk out.

Jason: You know, for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
Alex: Isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off of the internet?

Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Angels: Good morning, Charlie.

Corwin: (Alex is disguised as Corwin's masseur) You're very good with your hands, I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

Pete: Okay, Thursday?
Natalie: (excited) My favorite day!
Pete: Great. I'm gonna tickets.
Natalie: (still excited) I love tickets!
Alex: (over Walkie-Talkie) Whadda'ya know. A guy who speaks Natalie.

Vivian: Sound's impossible.
Natalie: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Mission accomplished?
Dylan: I think the client was... blown away. (The Angels crack up)

(Natalie is flirting with Pete, the bartender. The Angels are commuticative via Walkie Talkie)
Alex: (quietly) Flip your hair.
Natalie What?
Alex: (quietly and impatiently) Flip your goddamn hair.


  • They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they work for Charlie


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