Disaster Movie

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Too often man handles life as he does the bad weather, He whiles away the time as he waits for it to stop.
Alfred Polgar
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Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film.

Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]

Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]

Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!

Alvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!
Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)
Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?!
Juney: And this is my baby's foot!

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