Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is a 1992 film, the sequel to the popular Home Alone film, about the continuing adventures of a young boy who is left behind by his family during the holidays.

Directed by Chris Columbus. Written by John Hughes.
He's Up Past His Bedtime In The City That Never Sleeps.

Kevin McCallister

  • [To Harry and Marv] You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas!
  • [To Marv] Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
  • Nice night for a neck injury!
  • Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?
  • [imitating his father with a his Talkboy on slow mode] Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
  • (After realizing he is in NYC) Yikes, I did it again!
  • My parents are in Florida, and I'm in New York. [in the verge of happiness] My parents... are in Florida..? I'm in... New York?
  • (Telling the Sticky Bandits to catch him) I'm down here, you big horse's ass! [Note: when it's shown on television, some of the TV channels may or not censor what Kevin actually says to the Sticky Bandits.]

  • This is the greatest accident of my life!
  • Two? Make it three; I'm not driving!
  • I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
  • Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man, whatever that means.

Frank McCallister

  • [Snatching a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand] Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal! The rubber sheets are packed!
  • Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
  • [As the others look at their motel in disgust] Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon!
  • I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!

Peter McCallister

  • (to Kevin) KEVIN!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!

Harry

  • (after Marv gets 14 cents) That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus!
  • (after seeing Kevin) Hey, look who it is, Marv. Let's get 'im. [To Kevin] Hiya, pal.
  • Hey Marv, get over here, I got to talk to you!
  • You want to forget about that petty scarf Marv? We got to talk.
  • We don't have the equipment to call off anything big, you know banks, or jewelry stores, we don't want goods; we need cash and we need it now!
  • There's no guarantee, I got a better idea! Stores ain't going to deposit cash on Christmas Eve.
  • Ergo, what store going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody going to think to rob?
  • Nine year olds rob candy stores, Marv. This is what I had in mind(shows Marv the ad of Duncan's Toy Chest)
  • Yep, there's nobody dumb enough to rob a toy store on Christmas Eve!
  • It makes you wonder why we wasted so much time breaking into private homes.

Marv

  • (quickly bends back his body after falling through the hole; he looks up) Wow! What a hole!
  • (as he and Harry get smashed by the downcoming tool chest) That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.
  • Harry, I've reached the top! (Takes one step and falls down two floors)
  • (stomps on steps to make Kevin drop last paint can then laughs) OW!! Right in the schnozz!
  • (to Kevin) You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the WAR!
  • (to Kevin) SUCK BRICK, KID!! (throws the brick, but misses)
  • (after stealing a scarf from somebody) Would you like a scarf?
  • How about hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash.
  • (telling Harry what kind of store to rob) Candy stores.
  • (after seeing the ad of Duncan's Toy Chest) That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!
  • Oh, yes, there is. (points to himself and Harry)
  • (while stealing money from Duncans Toy Chest) Oh, this is more money then I can even count!
  • (stuffing cash into a bag) The amazing thing...is that we are fugitives from the law, we are up to are elbows in cash, and nobody even knows about it!

The Nosy Concierge

  • [Upon discovering that the McCallisters' credit card was stolen] Bingo!
  • What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...STOLEN CREDIT CARD?! Let's see what the police have to say about this.

Dialogue

Kevin's mother: What kind of idiots do you have working here?!
Mrs. Stone: The finest in New York!
[Harry and Marv, who have escaped from prison, have arrived in New York in a fish truck]
Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [Takes a deep breath] Smell that?
Marv: [Takes a deep breath] Yeah.
Harry: Know what that is?
Marv: Fish.
Harry: It's freedom.
Marv: No, it's fish.
Harry: It's freedom, and it's money.
Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom.
Harry:: Come on, let's get out of here before someone sees us. [He leaves the truck]
Marv: And it's fish. [He leaves]

Sergeant at the toy store: Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with! We apprehended the thieves and recovered some money.
Mr.Duncan: Good, I'm going to get that money over to the Children's Hospital!

Harry: Yeah. We stay around for a while, grab a couple of phony passports and then hightail it to some foreign country.
Marv: Arizona? [He uses a sticky glove to steal some coins from a Santa Claus' bucket]
Harry: That's very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?
Marv: Every little bit helps. Besides, now we've got our new nicknames: We're the Sticky Bandits!
Harry: [annoyed] Real cute.

Johnny: Hold it right there.
Gardenias: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin' off the elevator!
Gardenias: It's Gardenias, Johnny...your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Gardenias: I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Gardenias: That's a dirty lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't give me that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!
Gardenias: You've got me all wrong!
Johnny: All right, I believe ya, but my Tommy Gun don't!
Gardenias: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!
Gardenias: Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Gardenias: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let you go! I'm gonna give you 'til the count of three to get ya lousy, lyin', low-down four-flushin' carcass out my door! One, two...
(Johnny shoots Gardenias while laughing maniacally)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal- (shoots) -and a Happy New Year!

Johnny: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother.
Mr. Hector: But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't give me that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
(Cliff gets shocked and the staff stares at him)
Cliff: No. It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir. But, I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: On your knees. I love you.
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, Cliff: I love you!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give you 'til the count of three to get ya lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door! One... two...
(Johnny shoots as the staff ducks from the room, and several hotel guests notice)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. (shoots) And a Happy New Year.
Mr. Hector (as the staff crawls out): Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!

Harry: [after catching Kevin] Come to Papa!
Marv: 'Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, squirt?
Harry: Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. (takes ticket out of Kevin's hand and rips it)
Marv: American don't fly to the promise land, little buddy.

Cedric: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.
Kevin: The vacuum guy?
Cedric: No, the, uh, president.

Harry: [Opens the cash register in Duncan's Toy Chest and steals money from it] Merry Christmas, Harry!
Marv: [Opens a chest stuffed with cash and steals money from it] Happy Hanukkah, Marv!

Marv: My, my, my, how the tables have turned.
Harry: How do you like the ice, kid? Let's take a little stroll in the park.

Taglines

  • He's Up Past His Bedtime In The City That Never Sleeps.
  • Yikes! I Did It Again!
  • First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York.

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