Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.Louise L. Hay
Laura Kightlinger (born June 13, 1969, in Jamestown, New York, USA) is an American comedian.
- I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
- I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
- People like to say "everything happens for a reason." If you repeat that in your head long enough that starts to sound like "anything can happen with a razor."
- I prefer to leave dry anal rape to the professionals.