Magnolia is 1999 film about nine lives intertwined in a 24 hour span of coincidence and chance, but to L.A. it's just an ordinary day "raining cats and dogs".
- Directed and written by Paul Thomas Anderson.
- In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance. As reported in the Reno Gazzette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance. The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen year old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Fay and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Fay Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer said that he had seen, six days prior the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Fay Barringer was charged with the murder of her son and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of those things...” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.
Frank T.J. Mackey
- I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I WANT!
- In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take.
- "How to Fake Like You Are Nice and Caring"
- Denise. Denise the piece.
- Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby.
- I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.
- Earl. You don't look that bad. You prick. "Cocksucker." That's what you used to like to say, right? "Cocksucker." But you are a cocksucker, Earl. It hurts, doesn't it? Huh? You in a lot of pain? She was in a lot of pain. Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain. I know because I, I was there, Earl. You didn't like illness, though, did you? I was there. She waited for your call. For you to come. I am not going to cry. I am not going to cry for you! You cocksucker, I know you can hear me. I want you to know that I hate your fucking guts. You can just fucking die, you fuck. And I hope it hurts, I fucking hope it hurts. Why didn't you call? I fucking hate you. Goddamn you, you fucking asshole. Oh, God, you fucking asshole. Don't go away, you fucking asshole! Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole!
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
- No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.
- I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it.
- I used to be smart, but now I'm just stupid.
- I love you, Brad - Brad the bartender. You wanna love me back? I'll be good to you.
- Like the book says, you might be done with the past but the past isn't done with you!
- Have you ever been struck by lightning? It hurts.
- Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail.
- Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well - in this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save - correct a wrong or right a situation - then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then...
- ...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...
- [After losing his gun] Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? God, please help me figure this out. I'm lost out here! I don't understand why it's happening. God, please, God! Whatever it is I did, I'm going to fix it. I'm going to do the right thing. Please, help me find the gun!
- I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things - that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today - and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me.
- I can't let this go. I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?
- A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to... take a lunch hour, the job's over, something like that. But it's a 24 hour deal... no two ways about it... and what most people don't see is just how hard it is to do the right thing. People think if I make a judgment call that it's a judgment on them. But that's not what I do, and that's not what should be done. I have to take everything and play it as it lays. Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail. And that's a very tricky thing on my part... making that call. The law is the law, and heck if I'm gonna break it. But if you can forgive someone... well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive? Tough part of the job. Tough part of walking down the street.
- I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
- I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me.
- Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
- Jimmy Gator: The book says, we might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.
- Phil Parma: Why are frogs falling from the sky?
- Burt Ramsey: We met upon the level, departing on the square.
- Avi Solomon: Donnie, You got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.
- Stanley Spector: This happens. This is something that happens.
- Earl Partridge: I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.
- Dixon: When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in.
- Stanley Spector: You need to start being nicer to me.
- Jim Kurring: Now, some neighbors claimed they heard screaming and a loud crash.
- Marcie: I don't even know no loud crash.
- [officer Kurring has just handcuffed Marcie to a couch]
- Marcie: This is bullshit. This is fuckin' bullshit.
- Jim Kurring: I want you to stay right there, Marcie.
- Marcie: This is bullshit motherfucker. Mother-goddamn-fucker it's bullshit and you know it!
- [officer Kurring moves down the hall to investigate a disturbance]
- Marcie: Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!
- Jim Kurring: This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here...
- Marcie: What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!
- [officer Kurring enters her bedroom]
- Jim Kurring: This is the LAPD. If there's someone in this closet, come out right now, or you will be shot.
- [Marcie begins dragging the couch towards the bedroom]
- Jim Kurring: Marcie! Do not drag that couch any further!
- Marcie: There's nobody in my motherfucking closet, motherfucker! This don't make no sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! Why can't you goddamn talk to me? This is bullshit motherfucker!
- [officer Kurring opens the closet and finds a dead body]
- Jim Kurring: Whoa! What the hell is this, Marcie?
- Marcie: That ain't mine!
- Gwenovier: What are you doing?
- Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you.
- Young Pharmacy Kid: Strong, strong stuff here. What exactly you have wrong, you need all this stuff?
- Linda Partridge: Motherfucker...
- Young Pharmacy Kid: What are you talking about?
- Linda Partridge: Who the fuck are you, who the fuck do you think you are? I come in here, you don't know me, you don't know who I am, what my life is, you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life?
- Old Pharmacist: Please, lady, why don't you calm down - ?
- Linda Partridge: Fuck you, too. Don't call me "lady". I come in here, I give these things to you, you check, you make your phone calls, look suspicious, ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking ask me about my life? "What's wrong?" Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. What's... wrong? You suck my dick. That's what's wrong. And you, you fucking call me "lady"? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on both of you.
- Burt Ramsey: You smell like trouble.
- Jimmy Gator: I'm fucking hammered, Burt.
- Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
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