Man on the Moon

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Man on the Moon is a 1999 film About the career and life of the late Andy Kaufman Directed by Milos Forman. Written by Scott Alexander.

Many loved him...Many didn't taglines

Andy Kaufman

  • I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
  • Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
  • I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, FUCK YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, FUCK YOU!

Tony Clifton

  • Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
  • You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
  • OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
  • What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
  • I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!

George Shapiro

  • You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
  • I've been in this business for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
  • If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
  • Look at're so look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"


  • Andy: That's it...I quit!
  • Bob: What?
  • Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.
  • Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.
  • Andy: And what do they know?
  • Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can fuck with their heads.

  • Andy: I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.
  • David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.
  • Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.
  • Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.
  • Jerry: What kind of guy are you?
  • David: You know...I think I'm gonna get a lawyer.


  • Many Loved Him...Many Disliked Him
  • Whatever he did...Whatever he made us believe...was all just a part of the act.


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