Man on the Moon
You never enjoy the world aright, till the sea itself floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the stars.Thomas Traherne
- I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
- Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
- I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, FUCK YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, FUCK YOU!
- Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
- You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
- OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
- What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
- I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
- You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
- I've been in this business for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
- If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
- Look at you...you're so proud...you look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
- Andy: That's it...I quit!
- Bob: What?
- Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.
- Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.
- Andy: And what do they know?
- Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can fuck with their heads.
- Andy: I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.
- David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.
- Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.
- Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.
- Jerry: What kind of guy are you?
- David: You know...I think I'm gonna get a lawyer.
- Many Loved Him...Many Disliked Him
- Whatever he did...Whatever he made us believe...was all just a part of the act.
- Jim Carrey — Andy Kaufman
- Danny Devito — George Shapiro
- Courtney Love - Lynne
- Paul Giamatti - Bob Zmuda - Tony Clifton