Ranma ½

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Ranma ½ is a manga and anime series by Rumiko Takahashi.

Akane Tendo (天道 あかね, Tendō Akane)

  • Dry up and die!
  • I hate boys! I really, really, really hate boys!!
  • Ranma, you pervert!
  • This is your fault.
  • to Ranma-chan, in episode #1: I'm Akane.... You wanna be friends?
  • Ranma's free to date the entire student body for all I care....
  • You are unbelievable! Have you no sense of feminine modesty?!
  • Ranma, you jerk!

Genma Saotome (早乙女 玄馬, Saotome Genma)

  • Too bad I never read the page. Muhahahahha!
  • Arrgh! Pandas can't talk!
  • Hey, wait about your husband?!?
  • One bright, shiny object and your mind takes a hike!
  • on Akane's cooking: She must be stopped, or our next meal could be our last, Tendo!

Happosai (八宝斎, Happōsai)

  • What a haul! What a haul!
  • Let me have a good cry in your bosom!

Kasumi Tendo (天道 かすみ, Tendō Kasumi)

  • Don't think badly of Akane, she's really a very sweet girl... and she's just a violent maniac.
  • What good friends.
  • Oh, my!
  • Akane, that's enough! In this case, I'm afraid it's you who's perverted!

Kodachi Kuno (九能 小太刀, Kunō Kodachi)

  • I am Kodachi, the black rose.
  • Akane Tendo, prepare to die!
  • trying to seduce Ranma: Make me your own.
  • Ranma-sama!!!!!

Mousse (沐絲, Mùsī or ムース, Mūsu)

  • Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome.... By the time the show's over... you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.
  • My beautiful Shampoo!

Nabiki Tendo (天道 なびき, Tendō Nabiki)

  • Ranma, quit your gawking and get to class. Better get moving or your going to be late.
  • It's okay. She knows what she's doing. This happens every morning.
  • It seems I have a little business proposition for you all....
  • Can't blame a girl for trying to make a little cash.
  • I'm on the side of money.
  • Don't worry, Daddy - the only young girls HE could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!

Ranma Saotome (早乙女 乱馬, Saotome Ranma)

  • You are so uncute!
  • What'd ya do that for?
  • Hiryuu shoten ha!
  • Be a pal and beat me up.
  • Give me that shampoo, Shampoo!
  • Yo! Mikado the molester! How's it going?
  • Akane is my fiancée! You touch her, and I'll kill you!
  • The kitty cat is coming. The kitty cat is coming.
  • I hate that little runt.
  • Listen up, numbskull. If Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking. Get it, dimwit? We eat that, and man oh man, we're all gonna wish we'd died at sea!
  • Sleeping in Akane's bed again, eh, Mr. P?
  • Your built like a stick! your hips are too thick! Your dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! Your face makes me sick! Your hairs a cow-lick!
  • Flat-chested, pig-loving, short-legged, tomboy....
  • Did you really think sealing me in concrete and burying me in the yard was even going to slow me down?!
  • Seeing that little freak run, I'd say he'll be living for a least another 100 years.
  • I don't know what kind of B.S. you're wearing but... *sees P-Chan is really angry* Wow, you really ARE angry, huh? *running* Hold it, Mister P! Calm down! Calm down! Stop it! P-Brain! I didn't mean that! ACK! Don't bite there! *screams*
  • I want your bloodiest rose.
  • ...That's like asking me to eat a granade

Ryoga Hibiki (響 良牙, Hibiki Ryōga)

  • Just you wait, Ranma.
  • Gee, I'd love to, but I've got Akane to think about.
  • Is this how you beg?
  • Where the heck am I now?
  • Who are you calling P-chan?
  • ... I think I'll go off and do something really evil...

Shampoo (珊璞, Shānpú or シャンプー, Shanpū)

  • Shampoo love boy-type Ranma.... Maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now....
  • to Ranma-kun: Wo ai ni!
  • Kill female Ranma.
  • When ramen for Ranma, Shampoo deliver anytime.
  • Stupid Mousse.
  • Nihao, Ranma!!
  • Quit Argument!
  • (Slowly): I am a man!
  • Girl what interferes is for killing!

Soun Tendo (天道 早雲, Tendō Sōun)

  • She did it! She defended the honor of the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts! She defended the ramen, too!
  • as Shampoo chases female Ranma: When he's a boy, she just wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead.

Tatewaki Kuno (九能 帯刀, Kunō Tatewaki)

  • Akane Tendo or the pigtailed girl? Akane Tendo or the pigtailed girl? Akane Tendo or the PIGTAILED GIRL!
  • Ranma has a nightmare about Kuno trying to romance "her": I love you, I would date you! I love you, I would date you...
  • Pigtailed girl! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
  • I am the undefeated captain of this school's kendo club. The rising new star of the high school fencing world. The sound of my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies. My peers call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High... Tatewaki Kuno, age 17.

Ukyo Kuonji (久遠寺 右京, Kuonji Ukyō)

  • Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?!
  • introducing herself in Ranma's class at school: Ukyo's the name, okonomiyaki's the game. Charmed, I'm sure.
  • I'm Ranma-honey's cute fiancée...
  • Urgh... leave it to that jackass Ryoga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here!
  • Does the sight of cleavage make you insane?!
  • What did you do that for, you JACKASS!?


Genma: How to prove it...? I know! [Throws Ranma into a koi pond.]
Ranma: (now female) What'd you do that for?!
Genma: You sound like a woman! Were you not willing to give your life for your training?
Ranma: My life, yes. [Kicks Genma into the koi pond] My manhood is another story!

Ranma: I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy shampoo formula #911.
Nabiki: Buy me something while you're there.
Kasumi: I'd like some oolong tea.
Genma: How about some Grecian formula?
Soun: I could use some cigarettes.

[Kasumi is sick in bed and unable to cook breakfast.]
Akane: Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!
Genma: Let's go, Ranma!
Ranma: Yes sir!
[Genma and Ranma strap on their backpacks and prepare to leave. Akane blocks their way.]
Ranma: Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.
Akane: Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: Father, let me... [starts coughing]
Soun: [teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!
Akane: [to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!
Ranma: I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.

[Ranma-kun is talking to Hinako trying to get her to divulge the secret of her attack. Akane hits him in the head with her schoolbag.]
Akane: What are you doing?!!
Ranma: What?! I'm not doin' nothin'! I'm just trying to get her to share something with me!
Akane: Share something with you? Ranma, you PERVERT!!!

Ryoga: I’ll rip your stupid head off!
Ranma: Alright! Thanks, Ryoga! I owe you one!

[Ranma is hurling insults at Akane in an attempt to restore her memory of him. From the episode Shampoo's Revenge! The Shiatsu Technique That Steals Heart and Soul!]
Ranma: You are just so uncute!
Soun: That's it! Ranma, do it again!
Ranma: You're uncute!
Soun: Whoa, now she's responding! Ranma, try making the words even stronger. Somewhere in her heart the words are having an effect!
Ranma: Now that's something I'm good at! You're built like a stick, your face makes me sick. Your thighs are too thick. You can't even kick. You’re dumb as a brick. You talk like a hick. Your hair's a cowlick, you itch like a tick!

Ranma: You sold me for one crummy little stinkin' fish, huh?!
Genma: He also threw in the rice and two pickles... hehe... ugh!
Ranma: What kind of father are you?!

Nodoka: Please don't think me rude, but, would you allow me to cook your dinner tonight?
[Nabiki, Soun and Ranma-chan (as "Ranko") are overjoyed, surrounded by the aura of flowers and sunshine with the sound of birds singing.]
Soun: You would do that for us?
Nodoka: Of course. Akane, do you think you could help me?
Akane: Yes! I'd love to help!
[Nabiki, Soun and Ranma's faces all fall, and they are now surrounded by the aura of a dark dungeon with blue flames burning.]
Nodoka: ...Did I say something wrong?
Akane: It's probably because they think my cooking isn't very good.
Ranma: "Not very good" she says!

[Ranma falls into Koi pond]
Shampoo:Girl Ranma! I kill!
Ranma:Hey! Wait a minute!! [Runs away from Shampoo, Shampoo chases after]
Soun:When he's a boy, she wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead....

[Ranma-chan forced to wear Akane's Clothes]
Kasumi:Well Ranma, how's the shirt?
Ranma:Too tight! Look at this, it pinches my chest!
[Akane becomes visibly angry.]
Nabiki:How about the pants?
Ranma:Too baggy!!
Kasumi and Nabiki: Uh-Oh...
Akane: DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!!
[Akane hits Ranma on head...HARD!]

[After hitting his head against a rock in the koi pond, Ranma not only turned into a girl, but now thinks he really is a girl. From the fan-favorite episode, Am I... Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood.]
Kasumi: [holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?
Ranma: Three fingers!
Kasumi: [points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?
Ranma: My dear Uncle Tendo!
Kasumi: [points to Genma, in human form] And this is?
Ranma: Octopus Face!
Kasumi: [points to Happosai] Good, and him?
Ranma: An Oompa-Loompa!
Kasumi: [giggling] She seems perfectly normal!
[Also from Am I... Pretty? Ranma, now back in male form but still thinking he is really a girl, is trying on girl's clothes.]
Ranma: [sobbing] I can't go out in public like this! Every skirt and dress I own makes me look fat!
Akane: Hey, they don't look that good on me either, okay? Don't worry about it.
Ranma: Well, that's easy for you to say, Akane! At least everything fits you where it's supposed to! Just look at me - I'm a joke! Now I'll never be a bride!
Akane: [chagrined] ...I'm sure you'll be just fine.

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