Saved by the Bell: The College Years

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Our life's journey of self-discovery is not a straight-line rise from one level of consciousness to another. Instead, it is a series of steep climbs and flat plateaus, then further climbs. Even though we all approach the journey from different directions, certain of the journey's characteristics are common to all of us.
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Saved by the Bell: The College Years was a prime-time spin-off from the popular Saturday morning teen sitcom Saved by the Bell, and ran from 1993 to 1994 before being cancelled after one season.

Season One

Pilot [1.1]

Zack: Well, this sure is a week of firsts. My first week of college, first Saturday night alone, first time I didn’t get the girl. Well, since there’s nothing else to do, may as well add one more first to the list. First weekend night I’m ever...going to study. [starts to read] Naah, I don’t think so! [throws the book over his shoulder]

Danielle: Hey Screech, we should go, the movie starts in ten minutes.
Alex: Yeah, and we have to get there early because I can’t see in the first ten rows, and I really can’t hear in the last ten rows, you know where’s good? The middle is good, on that right side, you just...
Danielle: Alex! By the time you stop talking the movie will be in video stores!

Zack: How much does this job pay again?
Slater: Four-fifty an hour.
Zack: Ah, great. At this rate, I’ll have it paid off by spring break...of my junior year.

Screech: Nothing. He made me promise I wouldn’t tell you. Go ahead, torture me, I wouldn’t tell you even if you poured molten lava down my pants!
Zack: Screech, you’re about two seconds away from a noogie.
Screech: Okay, okay, I give!

Zack: When can I buy you dinner?
Leslie: Right now! [she hands him the check] Thanks! I had a great time. [she leaves]

Screech: So, you’re kind of like our mom!
Mike: Your mom? Did your mom play linebacker for the 49ers?
Screech: Well she tried to, but she was cut.

Mike: Hi, I’m Mr. Rogers.
Screech: Oh, I watch you every morning. You’re a lot bigger in person.

Screech: I know, I know, I was supposed to be in 318, but I pulled some strings. Aren’t you proud of me, Zack?
Zack: Uh-huh.
Screech: The three musketeers, back together again!
Slater: Well, at least we’ll never run out of nasal spray.

Leslie: What are you doing on my bed?
Zack: Your bed? Oh, this is one lucky piece of furniture.

Guess Who's Coming to College? [1.2]

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