- "You've unleashed the fucking fury."
- Anyone can learn to play fast, like anyone can learn to type quickly. But not everyone can write a book.
- My middle name is "Where the Fuck is a Guitar Pick."
G3 Promo Video (With Steve Vai and Joe Satriani)
- This is the nucleus of the... mmm (Steve Vai says "universe")... yeah, yeah, that is exactly what I was gonna say.