Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.Fred Propp Jr.
- [to Walter] You're such a dick.
- [card reads 'Flunk Space Academy, Go Back 2 Spaces'] I'm not even going to comment on that.
- Times change.
- (to a robot) Bring me a juice box, bee-yotch!
- It's your fault Mom and Dad got divorced.
- Still think I have gorgeous eyes?
Astronaut (Big Walter)
- (pointing at Danny) Danny spun me.
- Patrick: [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!
- Danny: I'm hungry.
- Walter: What do you want me to do about it?
- Danny: Make me macaroni and cheese.
- Walter: I don't know how.
- Danny: Then what do you know how to make?
- Walter: Water.
- Walter: [card reads 'Caught Cheating, Automatic Ejection'] Does this mean me?
- Danny: Well, you did move the piece.
- Walter: Well, he's the one who chea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space and one shoe falls off]
- Danny: Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
- Walter: Help!
- Danny: [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
- Walter: Help!
- Danny: Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp]. I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
- Walter: I can't hang on any longer! [He's gonna slip off.]
- Danny: [throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!
- Walter: [slips off] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
- Astronaut: [comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down.]
- Danny: [waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
- Walter: Get away from me!
- Danny: Sorry! [gives the other shoe to Walter]
- Walter: Don't talk to me 'til we get home! [puts his other shoe on]
- [The boys have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the Go button on the board]
- Walter: Don't push the button!
- [Last Lines]
- Lisa: We'll never talk about this [Zathura], agreed?
- Walter: Not even the guy with the gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares fiercely at Danny and Walter, who laughs]
- Danny: BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!
- A new adventure from the world of Jumanji.
- Adventure is waiting.
- Jonah Bobo: Danny
- Josh Hutcherson: Walter
- Dax Shepard: Astronaut
- Kristen Stewart: Lisa
- Tim Robbins: Dad
- Frank Oz: Robot (voice)
- John Alexander: Robot
- Derek Mears: Lead Zorgon
- Douglas Tait: Zorgon
- Joe Bucaro III: Zorgon (as Joe Bucaro)
- Jeff Wolfe: Zorgon