Zlatan Ibrahimović

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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Quentin Crisp
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Zlatan Ibrahimović (born October 3, 1981 in Malmö, Skåne län, Sweden) is a Swedish international striker currently playing for Inter in Italian Serie A.


  • An injury.
    • in response to a reporter's question: "Is there anything that could stop you from becoming no 1 in the world?"; 2001
  • They just come, I promise. It is nothing that I plan.
    • about where he comes up with his moves
    • Swedish tabloid Expressen, May 2002
  • What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
    • answer to criticism from Norwegian footballer John Carew that Zlatan's moves are pointless
    • Norwegian tabloid VG, April 2002
  • Well, I don´t know... You´ll have to ask your wife about that.
    • in response to reporter's question: "You´ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What happened?"
    • post-game (against England) press conference, 2004
  • First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
    • on a move against Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool
  • What she got? She got Zlatan!
    • In response to journalist´s question: "What did your girlfriend get as engagement gift?
  • Zlatan.
    • Response to the question "If I say (Swedish footballers) Anders Svensson and Kim Källström, what do you say?"
  • I haven't met her yet, but when I do, I will date her.
    • On being asked "Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?" in 2001.

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