10 Things I Hate About You
The person who does not know how to live while they are making a living is a poorer person after their wealth is won than when they started.Josiah Gilbert Holland
- I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
- What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?
- Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
Dr. Walter Stratford
- Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!... Momma di'nt raise no fool.
- You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it!
- Patrick: So what's your excuse?
- Kat: For?
- Patrick: Acting the way we do.
- Kat: I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?
- Patrick: So you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right?
- Kat: Something like that…
- Patrick: Then you screwed up.
- Kat: How?
- Patrick: You never disappointed me.
- Bianca: What planet did you come from? Planet Loser?
- Kat: As opposed to Planet Look-at-Me, Look-at-Me?
- Dr. Stratford: [claps] Ok, here's how we solve this one: Old rule out, new rule: Bianca can date...when she does. [points at Kat]
- Bianca: But she´s a mutant! What if she never dates?!
- Dr. Stratford: Then you'll never date...Oh I like that! And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated
- Dr. Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
- Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
- Dr. Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
- Bianca: She did not!
- Dr. Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
- How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways.
- Romeo, Oh Romeo, Get Out Of My Face.
- They're spitefully romantic.
- I pine, I perish!
- Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona
- Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cameron James
- Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford
- Larry Miller - Dr. Walter Stratford
- David Krumholtz - Michael
- Andrew Keegan - Joey Donner
- Gabrielle Union - Chastity
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- Note: There are other versions of the film floating around the Internet. Most of them are the original script. As the movie was filmed, however, large portions of this original script were changed or completely eliminated. The most common version found in the Internet, then, is useless because of the many differences between original script and actual film. This is a transcript, word-for-word (except where noted), of the movie itself, not what the movie "was supposed" to be like.