27 Dresses

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27 Dresses is a 2008 film in which a selfless perennial bridsmaid must plan her sister's wedding to the man she secretly loves.
Written by Aline Brosh McKenna. Directed by Anne Fletcher.

Jane Nichols

  • How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
  • You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?
  • I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
  • Wanna find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
  • That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

Kevin Doyle

  • Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly going out of your mind.
  • Ah, so you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus?
  • You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
  • You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
  • I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.

Casey

  • The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.
  • That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers.
  • He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnacy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?
  • What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
  • Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
  • Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you.
  • If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now.

Dialogue

Jane: I never do anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, I know. You kept repeating that over and over last night. "I never do this... I never do this... I never do this..."



[Jane pulls out a garish "Gone With the Wind" dress from her collection.]
Kevin: What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress in front of herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?



[Kevin helps Jane practice saying "No".]
Kevin: Jane, give me fifty bucks.
Jane: No!
Kevin: Jane, come on. It's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes her hand lovingly] Jane, I need you… to give me fifty bucks.
Jane: [hesitant] …no?
Kevin: [laughs] See? That was good! [picks up Jane's drink] Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.



Tess: You won't share that information with him about me. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you would never hurt me. I'm your sister.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.



Jane's Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!



Jane: [after passing out] Are you a doctor?
Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.



Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some druken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.



Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
Jane: Oh, that's so noble of you! Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
Kevin: Ah! So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!



Jane: You got them champage glasses and a bottle of crystal.
George: Any way she's gonna believe it actually came from me?
Jane: Maybe. I wrapped it like a car ran over it.
George: Nice touch.



Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

Major Cast

Jane Nichols - Katherine Heigl
Kevin Doyle - James Marsden
Tess Nichols - Malin Ackerman
George - Edward Burns
Hal Nichols - Brian Kerwin
Trent - Maulik Pancholy
Gina - Krysten Ritter
Young Jane - Payton Roi List
Young Tess - Charli Barcena
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