50 First Dates

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50 First Dates is a 2004 comedy about a man afraid of commitment, until he meets the girl of his dreams. But then he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him every day.

Directed by Peter Segal and written by George Wing.
Imagine having to win over the girl of your dreams... every friggin' day.


Ula

  • [to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!
  • My shirt size is medium husky.
  • Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."
  • Your golf ball hit the cart, bounced back and hit you in the head. It was freakin' hilarious.
  • [after getting beat up with a bat by Lucy] Oh, you crazy bitch!
  • Aquariums make me super horny.
  • Get your brother out of the dishwasher!

Lucy Whitmore

  • Can I have one last first kiss?
  • [repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..
  • [watching Ula run off after she beats him with a bat] Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!!!!

Henry Roth

  • Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?
  • You erased me from your memory because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life... but you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams and apparently, I'm the man of yours.
  • Sorry I'm not better looking.
  • Shit on your pants??? - so did I

Ten-Second Tom

  • [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!
  • Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

Old Hawaiian Man

  • Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Others

  • Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

Dialogue

Dr. Keats: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!
[Lucy walks by quietly]
Security Guard 1: What the heck's her problem?
Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, bro.
Security Guard 1: Oh yeah. I suck at this job!

Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.

Doug: Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess.
Marlin: Doug!

Kid: What's wrong with that turtle?
Henry: He has lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
Ula: What? I don't smoke weed!

[While playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
Ula: You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: A shark bit me.
Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!

Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!

Nick: What did Sue say?
Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.

Dr. Keats: Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!

[Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Henry: Uh, no, I'm from this country. [pause] Were you gonna eat that?

[Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car, upsetting Lucy]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: My grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry...I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT! HA HA!

Update Video: Red Sox win series!... Just kidding.
Update Video: Schwarzenegger becomes governor of California!... Not kidding.

Dr. Keats: Tom was in a hunting accident and he lost part of his brain. His memory lasts only ten seconds.
Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you'll totally get over it in about three seconds.

Henry: [begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner] I don't want it to end like this.
Doug: Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
[Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down]
Henry: Calm down, little fella!
Doug: Okay I'm calm!
[pause]
Doug: I coulda whooped his butt, Daddy but this gravel - I swipped on it and fwell.
Marlin: Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.
Doug: Cheap shot, Dad.

Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.

Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups!
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!

Lucy: Wonder what's the matter with him.
Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio
Kids Ohhh.
Henry (to Ula): You're the state idiot of Hawaii

Cast

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