A Goofy Movie

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A Goofy Movie is a 1995 animated film made by The Walt Disney Company; it features the characters from the television series Goof Troop. Much of the old cast from the show have returned.


  • [using a cigarette lighter to heat up soup] It's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'.
  • G'bye, house! G'bye, trees! [backs up and destroys his fence] G'bye, pile of broken wood!
  • You gotta be loose, relaxed, with your feet apart, and.... 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter to 3, tour ja te... twist, over, Pas a Deut? I'm a little teapot... then the windup... and let 'er fly! The perfect cast!
  • Excuse me! Can I have your attention please? [clears throat] I, Goofy, do hereby dub my son, Maximillian, official navigator and head "which-wayer" of this here road trip!


  • She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! Argh! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz.
  • My life's a living he...
  • [After lying to Roxanne] I'm in deep sludge.
  • [watching P.J. dancing & singing as he's cleaning] What a goob!
  • Maybe this isn't such a good idea. [sees the backup dancers walk by] Ooh, then again...


  • Bobby: Max, look! It's the leaning tower of Cheese-a!
  • Little Kid: [about Goofy and Max] It's Dork and Dork Junior!
  • Bus Driver: [during the "After Today" song] I'm gonna sit on my butt.
  • Principal Mazur: How about Science Slumber Parties?
  • Pete: Takin' a break from the MTV Generation, huh? Can't say that I blame ya. [jump into hot tub, causing most of the water to splash out due to his size] People are always putting too much water in these things.


Goofy: A-hyuck! Mornin', son!
Max: [in his underwear] Dad! [pulls up pants]
Goofy: Whoops, almost forgot... [exits, knocks on the door, and reenters] A-hyuck! Mornin', son! Just wanted to see if you have any... dirty clothes. [sees the messy room]
Max: Well, there they are! Help yourself!
Goofy: Max... I thought we talked about this...
Max: Yeah, well, talk to me later about it!
Goofy: What's the big rush? [begins vacuuming Max's clothes up]
Max: I'm running late!
Goofy: Well, I can drive ya on my way to work!
Max: Uh... no thanks, Dad.
Goofy: Oh, come on, Max... [accidently starts vacuuming the Powerline standee]

[after Max manages to get the Powerline standee out of the vacuum cleaner]
Max: Aw, dad! Now you ruined it!
Goofy: Sorry, son. Who was that, anyway?
Max: It's only Powerline, dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.
Goofy: Aw, I bet he's not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king! Everybody mambo! [begins humming and dancing with Max, who tries to get away]

Roxanne: Are you okay?
Max: Yeah, I'm... [realizing that it's Roxanne and starts stammering]
[Roxanne starts to laugh]
Max: [laughing nervously, then in Goofy's voice] A-hyuck!

Max: Woah, all this is for us?
Bobby: [after drinking from the water fountain with a straw] Mmm... slurpage!
Max: Aw, you're the best! [starts to walk away with the A/V equipment, then Bobby pulls it back]
Bobby: Duh. Need fundage, bro.
Max: Oh, your fee... here. [hands a can of spray cheese]
Bobby: Cheddar! Awooooo! Cheddar whizzy!
[Sprays a large amount of cheese in his mouth, much to Max and P.J.'s disgust]
Bobby: [with cheese on his lips, coughing] Mmm... pretty scrumpcious. Ha, ha.... let's do this, ladies!

Stacy: I just wanna say, like, "yay" to all of us for a really great year!
Star Trek geek: Yo, Stacy! Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
[Stacy glares at him]

[After Max's performance is cut short, Principal Mazur takes off the sunglasses to reveal Max's identity to the school]
School Boy: Hey, it's the Goof boy!
Bobby: We're bus-ted!

P.J.: [with a horrified look] Aw, man. My dad is gonna squash me like a bug!
Bobby: Yo, P.J.! Detention! [starts laughing]
Mazur: Robert Zimmeruski. [beckons him towards his office with an apparently displeased expression]
Bobby: O-okay. I'm comin'. Max, here. [hands him the spray cheese] Guard this with your life, dude!
[Bobby gets up and carts the A/V equipment into Mazur's office, then turns around to give Max the "thumbs up"]
Bobby: Heeeey! Ma-zuh-ur! What's up, bro?

Stacy: [fading in from an off-screen conversation with Roxanne] ...and it's been like a sauna, so I said, like, use it! So my theme's gonna be "Powerline Goes Rainforest"! Roxanne? Are you listening to me?
[She notices that Roxanne is looking over at Max, smiling]
Stacy: Oh... [lowers her glasses at Roxanne and gives her a devious smile while clicking her tongue]
Roxanne: [after walking slowly towards Max, then being shoved by Stacy] No, I don't know... I don't wanna...?
Stacy: Talk to him!
[Roxanne loudly clears her throat to get Max's attention, but he's clearly too upset to notice. She then looks over to Stacy in confusion]
Stacy: Tap him!
[Roxanne then taps Max's shoulder, causing him to jump in surprise and accidently knock Roxanne's books out of her hands]

[after Max and Roxanne agreed to meet up for Stacy's party]
Max: YES! SHE SAID YES! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Everybody mambo! [begins humming and dancing with Miss Maples. Principal Mazur and Bobby walk out, and only Bobby is amused]
Bobby: Ye-ah! Dance with her! Groove with her!

Goofy: [to baby] Aw, come back and see me! [baby starts laughing]
Mother: Aw, you have such a way with children! [Goofy smiles]
Pete: [mockingly] "You have such a way with children!" Pah!

Mazur: I'm calling in regards to your son, Maximillian.
Goofy: Max?! Oh, my gosh. Is he hurt?
Mazur: No, Mr. Goof... he's in trouble!
Goofy: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Mazur: Dressed like a gang member...
Goofy: Gang member?
Mazur: Your son caused the entire student body to break out in a riotous frenzy!
Goofy: Riot? It couldn't be my...
Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, I would highly re-evalutate the way you're raising your child. Before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
[hangs up, leaving Goofy distraught]
Goofy: The electric chair? [slumps into his seat] What am I going to do?

Goofy: Lake Destiny, Idaho!
Pete: Lake Whodowhaho?
Goofy: You were right, Pete! Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and son! You said so yourself!
Pete: Well, yeah, but...
Goofy: [running out of the department store] I'm goin' fishin'! A-hyuck! I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
Pete: Yeeeeah. Okay, precious... now, give me a big sm... [sees only the diaper where the little girl was. He looks up to see she has run off after Goofy, with her bare bottom exposed]
Girl: Fishing! Fishing! [laughing]

School Boy 1: Cool concert, lad!
Max: Oh... [smiles]
School Boy 2: You wailed, bud!
Max: Thanks.
School Girl: [puts her arms around Max] Hey, Max... wicked dance.
Stacy: [shoves her away] Forget it, girl! He's Roxanne's!
P.J.: [jumps on Max's shoulders] Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne! [gives him a noogie as Max pushes him off] See, see? I'd told you our plan would work! Max! Max! Max!
Max: Shhh, Peej! Knock it off!
Bobby: Maximum! Maximu-um!
[Slowly, everyone starts chanting Max's name]

[Max sees Goofy packing for a vacation and expects him to leave alone]
Goofy: But, Max... this isn't just my vacation! It's a vacation with me and my best buddy!
Max: Oh, Donald Duck?
Goofy: Nah, silly. With you!
[camera pans to a close-up of Max, who looks shocked, then faints]

Goofy: That's right! A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together!
Max: I think I'm gonna be sick!

Max: Put the map away, Dad. We're not...
Goofy: Uh, uh! Careful, son! You'll wrinkle my past! A-hyuck! And our future! What the map says, Max... we will follow!
Max: That's very... mystical, and everything. But seriously, there's party I want to go to and this girl...
Goofy: Oh, there's be plenty of time for parties when you're older. Why, when I was your age, I never even got invited to a party! Look at me now!
Max: ... Great, Dad.

Max: Why are you doing this to me, Dad?!
Goofy: Because, I don't wanna see you end up in the electric chair!

Roxanne: I'm really looking forward to Stacy's party.
Max: Yeah... I was, too.
Roxanne: "Was"?
Max: No... I mean... what I meant to say...
Roxanne: [disappointed] No, it's okay, Max. I'm sure I can find someone else.
[Max starts stammering as Roxanne dejectedly walks back inside the house]
Max: My dad's taking me to see the Powerline concert in L.A.!
Roxanne: Your dad's driving all across the country just to see a concert?
Max: Well, you see... my dad knew... knows Powerline! He and dad go way back.
Roxanne: Why didn't you tell me this before?
Max: Because I didn't want to disappoint you.
Goofy: [honking the horn] Come on, Maxie! Let's get this show on the road!
Max: J-just a minute! You... party animal, you!
[Goofy pauses, then gives a corny smile]
Roxanne: This is so incredible!
Max: Well, I wouldn't do this if it wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
[Roxanne kisses him, causing Max to walk away in a daze]
Roxanne: Good luck on your trip!
Max: [stammers]
Roxanne: I'll see you on TV! [closes the door]
Max: [realizing what he just did] ... I'm in deep sludge.

Goofy: [looking over list of road games] Road bingo... twenty quest... [gasps] Hey, Maxie! You think of a name and I'll try to guess who it is. Let's see... man or a woman?
Max: [depressed] Ah, man...
Goofy: Man, huh? That's a toughie... let's see... oh, Walt Disney!
Max: [unenthusiastic] Right.

Goofy: I'll be right back, my little possum pal!
Max: [groans] My life's a living he...
Lester mascot: Hello, little buddy!
[Max turns away, and the Lester mascot walks around to face him again]
Lester mascot: Who's your favorite possum?
Max: [aggravated] Don't touch me.
Lester mascot: Awww, why the long face, huh? You're so sad! [starts "crying"] I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
Max: Don't even think about [is embraced in a bear hug] it!
Lester mascot: See? Now don'cha feel all good inside?
[Max smacks the head so that it's facing the opposite direction]
Max: Beat it, doofus!

Goofy: You dropped your hat.
Max: ARRGH! This is so stupid! [throws possum hat at the windshield] You drag in this dumb car, to take me on this dumb trip [throws hat at passenger window, then angrily rolls it down] to drive a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! [throws hat outside the window] Call me when the trip's over.

P.J.: Max!
Max: Hey! [he and P.J. do their handshake]
P.J.: Small wilderness, dude! I didn't expect to run into you!
Max: Apparently not.
P.J.: You're just jealous, man, 'cause you ain't got the moves!
Max: Yeah, you can keep the moves.

Goofy: Hey, Max... you wanna get in some fishin' practice? [Max, still upset, walks away] It's just a couple more days until we get to Lake Destiny!
Max: Maybe later...

Max: Uh, uh, uh, Dad? IT'S BIGFOOT!!!
Goofy: Can ya step back a bit, Mr. Foot? Yer out of focus!
[Bigfoot roars, sending Goofy and Max running]

[Inside the car, Goofy starts laughing to himself]
Max: What's so funny?
Goofy: [pointing to the soup can] "Hi Dad Soup"!
[Max looks at Goofy confused]
Goofy: Oh, don't tell me you don't remember "Hi Dad Soup"!
[Max still looks confused]
Goofy: Come on. Sure, ya do! You used to spell out things with the letters, like "Hi Dad" or "Maxie" or...
Max: "Ambidextrous"?
Goofy: Yeah, like... huh? Naw, little words like...
Max: "Hasta la Vista"?
Goofy: Like "Bye Bye"!
Max: Or "I Pledge Alliegance"!
Goofy: Or "I Love You"!
[After that statement, there's an awkward silence between them]
Max: Is... is it soup yet?
Goofy: Oh, almost forgot. [takes the can and opens it with his teeth]
Max: Woah, how'd you do that?!
Goofy: Your granddad taught that to me when we went to Yosemite.
Max: You two sure did a lot together, huh?
Goofy: Yep...
[Max drinks some of the soup]
Goofy: How's the soup?
Max: Uh... it's... it's good. [has some soup on his upper lip, causing Goofy to smile] What?
Goofy: Nothin'
[Bigfoot climbs on top of the car and falls asleep]
Goofy: Well, we might as well get some shut-eye. Doesn't seem like he's goin' anywhere tonight.
[Max swirls the cup around, then passes the cup to Goofy before going to sleep. Goofy looks into the cup and smiles, seeing the message "Hi Dad" made with the letters]

[After Max alters the map to have it lead to Los Angeles instead of Lake Destiny]
Goofy: [half-asleep] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Max: [nervous] Uh.... three and a half?
[Goofy smiles, then resumes sleeping]

[discussing Max's alledged trip to the Powerline concert]
P.J.: You're gonna be famous, buddy. Especially with Roxanne!
Max: There's just one person who doesn't know about this, Peej.
P.J.: Who?
Max: My dad.

[discussing about Goofy's approach towards Max]
Goofy: Maybe I should just back off. I dunno...
Pete: Wrong, Goof. [sighs] Listen, if you keep 'em under yer thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter! [rolls bowling ball down the lane, knocking over all but one pin]
Goofy: Too bad, Pete. Almost.
Pete: Almost? Heh... watch this. P.J.!!!!!!
[P.J. comes running]
P.J.: Yes, sir! Coming, sir! Yes, sir?
[Pete points towards the sole pin, which P.J. runs over to and kicks over]

Pete: I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...
Goofy: What is it, Pete?
Pete: Yer kid's dupin' ya.
Goofy: What do you mean?
Pete: Well, I overheard the little mutant talking to P.J. and... yer headin' straight to L.A., pal.
Goofy: [in disbelief] What?
Pete: Aw, it's not yer fault. He's just a bad kid, is all.
Goofy: I don't believe ya.
Pete: What?
Goofy:I said, I don't believe ya, Pete!
Pete: Well, hey. Don't take my word for it. Check yer map!
Goofy: I don't have to, Pete. I trust my son. [gets out of the hot tub and walks away]
Pete: Check da map, Goof!

[After Goofy pulls over to the side, clearly upset by Max's alteration of the road map and Max's decision to follow through with it]
Max: Dad? Dad, look, I'm sorry! Dad, would you please listen to me?
Goofy: Why bother?! I'm probably too stupid to understand anyways, right?!
Max: Ah, forget it. [out of frustration, he kicks the car's tire, causing it to roll backwards down the road] Uh, Dad? The car!
Goofy: What, now you wanna drive too?
Max: No, Dad! The car!
Goofy: [turns around to see the car rolling away] The car!

[After Goofy and Max try to get inside the runaway car, Goofy breaks off the emergency brake]
Max: See?! You ruin everything!
Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!
Max: I ruined it?! I never... wanted to go... on this stupid... [the car plummets to the river below] vacatioooooooooon!

Goofy: Your principal called me!
Max: It's not what you think!
Goofy: You even lied to me!
Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy: I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?!
Max: I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!
Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it! You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get... you'll always be my son.

Goofy: Well, what do ya know? My Maxie... in love! Gawrsh, you're really growin' up. Happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it. Well, what we need to do is figure out how to getcha up on stage with that Powerline feller.
Max: Really? But, how do we do that?
Goofy: Aw, you leave that up to me.
Max: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Goofy: Now, how come you always think I'm gonna getcha into some sort of calamity?
Max: [looks terrified] Uh... uh, Dad?
Goofy: What's wrong, now?
Max: [turns Goofy's head] Look!
[They are rapidly approaching a waterfall]
Goofy: Oh, a-hyuck! A waterfall! [momentary pause] WATERFALL?!?!

[after Max confesses about not really knowing Powerline]
Roxanne: Why would you lie to me?
Max: I guess... I just wanted you to like me.
Roxanne: I already liked you, Max. From the first time I heard you laugh. A-hyuck. [they laugh] So, you wanna go out sometime?
Max: Definetly! Oh, no! Wait, I can't.
Roxanne: What?
Max: Well, I've kinda got plans with my dad. [Roxanne give him a questioning look] Honest! How about tomorrow?
Roxanne: Deal.
[Roxanne holds out her hand for a handshake, but instead Max kisses her. They both start laughing]
Max: A-hyuck! [realizes he is laughing like Goofy and covers his mouth]

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