Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.Nick Hertl
- I suck everyday on the radio. I guess today I sucked a little less.
- On being told he had been nominated for Large Market Air Personality of the Year, by the Country Music Association.
- I'm the only father I know that has drank the water you boil Hot Dogs in (weenie water) to impress his kids!
- To a listener when discussing the things parents will do to impress their children