Be Kind Rewind
It is useless to send armies against ideas.George Brandes
- I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of Robocop.
- I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.
- I'm not saying your uncle is illerate, maybe he just needs to go to nightschool.
- I was going to make you into the next Marylin Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!
- Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!
- [holding the Ghost Busters tape] I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be everyone else.
- Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...
- Jerry: [singing] ... and you see a little ghost...
- Jerry: [singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -
- Jerry: Ghostbusters?
- Mike: What? What is that?
- Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
- Mike: No.
- Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.
- Alma: Are you in love with me?
- Mike: Huh?
- Alma: Mm-hm.
- Mike: Well, how do I know that?
- Alma: You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
- Mike: What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
- Alma: You're in love with Jerry.