Biology mnemonics

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Here are some English mnemonics related to the signs of the biology.

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species:

  • Kangaroos Play Cellos Orangutans Fiddle Gorillas Sing
  • Katie Peels Californian Oranges For Grandpa's Supper
  • Katie, Please Come Over For Ginger Snaps
  • Katie Puts Cake On Fred's Good Shirt
  • Keep Pots Clean Or Family Gets Sick
  • Keep Putting Clothes On For Goodness Sake
  • Kenneth, Please Call Our Favorite Grandson Soon
  • Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex
  • Kevin's Penis Can Often Feel Genuinely Sticky
  • Kermit Puked Cookies On Fozzie's Green Sweater
  • Khaki Pants Carried Over Frogs Get Sick
  • Kids Playing Carelessly On Freeways Get Splattered
  • Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
  • Kids Pour Catsup Over Fat Green Spiders
  • Kids Prefer Cheese Over Fried Green Spam
  • Kill Pretty Cheerleaders Often For Good Suprise
  • Kind People Care Only For Giant Slugs
  • Kind Professors Can Often Fail Good Students
  • Kindly Please Come Over For Gay Sex
  • Kindly Prince Charles Ordered Five Girls Spanked
  • King Paul Came Over for George's Sword
  • King Phill Classed Ordinary Families as Generous and Special
  • King Phillip Came Over For Great Spagetti
  • King Phillip Came Over For Great Sex
  • King Phillip Came Over For Green Spinach
  • King Phillip Came Over From Geneva Switzerland
  • King Phillip Came Over From Great Spain
  • King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Sir
  • King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Swimming
  • King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Soaked
  • King Phillip Climbed Over Fence to Get Strawberries
  • King Phillip Can Order Fresh Green Salad
  • King Phillip Chases Old Fat Girl Scouts
  • King Phillip Chewed On Famous Greek Sausage
  • King Phillip Chews On Fat Green Stems
  • King Phillip Choked On Four Gob Stoppers
  • King Phillip Cleverly Ordered Five Giant Snails
  • King Phillip COFs Gold Spit
  • King Phillip Collects Old Faded Green Stamps
  • King Phillip, Come Out For God's Sake
  • King Phillip Cooks Old-Fashioned Ginger Snaps
  • King Phillip Cooks Omelets For Greasy Slobs
  • King Phillip's Court Ordered Fifty Green Spiders
  • King Phillip Cried, "Oh For Goodness' Sake!"
  • King Phillip Cried Out, "For Goodness' Sake!"
  • King Phillip Came, "OverFromGreece' Singing"
  • King Played Chess On Fat Guy's Stomach
  • Kings Play Cards On Fine Green Silk
  • Kings Play Cards On Fat Green Stools
  • Kings Play Cards On Fridays, Generally Speaking
  • Kings Play Chess OF a Grand Scale
  • Kings Play Chess On Fancy Glass Stools
  • Kings Play Chess On Fancy Glass Seats
  • Kings Play Chess On Fancy Gold Stools
  • Kings Play Chess On Fine Grain Sand
  • Kings Play Chess On Fridays Generally Speaking
  • Kings Play Chess On Funny Green Squares
  • Kings Prefer Caviar, Others Foie Gras, Schnapps
  • Kinky People Can Often Find Good Sex
  • Kinky Porno Cookies Ordered From Girl Scouts
  • Kirk Played Cavalry On Fred's Good Sofa
  • Kissing Pigs Can Only Foster Grave Sickness
  • Kittens Prefer Cream Or Fish Generally Speaking
  • Kurt Puts Cheese On Fat Girls Stomachs
  • Kyle Puts Condom On For Great Sex
  • King Penguins Can Often Find Great Sex
  • Komar Played ChildrenOn Friday & Got Slapped
  • Kooky Patty Can't Order Fat Guys, Sir.
  • Kids Prefer Chocolate Over Flat GrapeSoda

Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species:

  • Dear King Phillip Came Over For Great Sex
  • Dear King Philip Came Over For Grape Soda
  • Dear King Philip Came Over For Gay Sex
  • Do Keep Police Cars Off Florida's Great Streets
  • Do Keep Papers Coming Or Fail Gardner's Science
  • Donkey Kong Pounds Clay Objects Frequently Gaining Sores
  • Dumb Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
  • Drunken Kings Play Cards On Fridays, Generally Speaking

Movement, Respiration, Sensitivity, Growth, Reproduction, Excretion, Nutrition. MRS. GREN OR MR. GREEN. With the S for Sensitivity changed to E for Excitability (both the same thing).

The stages of the Kreb's Cycle:

  • Cindy Is Kinky So She Fornicates More Often.
  • A Course In Kama Sutra Should Further My Orgasm

The stages of mitosis: I Pooed My Ass Today (Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase)

OR I Passed My Awful Tests.

I Pooped a Massive Apple Turnover.


OIL RIG - Oxidation is Loss - Reduction is gain (Referring to the electron transport chain)

The Cranial Nerves:

  • Ooh Ooh Ooh To Touch And Feel A Girls Vagina And Hymen