But I'm a Cheerleader

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But I'm a Cheerleader is a 1999 romantic comedy film about a high-school cheerleader, Megan, who is sent to reparative therapy camp when her parents suspect that she is gay.

Directed by Jamie Babbit.
A Comedy Of Sexual Disorientation.

Megan

  • I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)
  • 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate. 1, 2, 3 ,4 - you're the one I adore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.

Graham

  • I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
  • I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?

Mary

  • Foreplay is for sissies!
  • It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke or, you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.
  • You hormonal hussy! Get up, get up right now!

Mike

  • Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!

Others

  • Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
  • Andre: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
  • Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!

Dialogues

Hilary: There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate... like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Megan: Then why are you here?
Graham: I got caught.

Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
Graham: God is straight!
Megan: Hey, that's good.

Andre: Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.

Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.

Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?

Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham: Where else would we go?

Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!

Cast

External links

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