Whenever I hear people talking about liberal ideas, I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal; it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
- Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?
- You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly.
- Yay, go gay!
- Putting on weight, Kyle?
- All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me".
- Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
- Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
- I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
- Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
- I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
- Jimmy: Can you be still for second?
- Becky: You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying still!
- Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?
- Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Bo: You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?
- Jimmy: Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.
- Bo: I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!
- Jimmy: Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?
- Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.
- Zela: The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think.
- Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?
- Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
- Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
- Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
- Jimmy: It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.
- Bo: Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.
- Bo:What the fuck was that?
- Jimmy: My dog.
- Bo: What kinda dog do you have?
- Ellie: She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist.
- Police Officer: Any other descriptions?
- Jimmy: Yeah, she's.. what 5'7?
- Ellie: she's got a bony ass and fat thighs and bad skin.
- Ellie: So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now.
- Jimmy: That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.
- Ellie: I'm personally okay with that.
- Jimmy: You're not in high school.
- Ellie: You're a monster.
- Jake: Join the club.
- Beware the Moon.
- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- Christina Ricci — Ellie
- Jesse Eisenberg — Jimmy
- Joshua Jackson — Jake
- Judy Greer — Joanie
- Michael Rosenbaum — Kyle
- Milo Ventimiglia — Bo
- Portia de Rossi — Zela
- Shannon Elizabeth — Becky