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- This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces.
- [As Penfold falls through the air at the end of the episode] Will it be Isaac Newton 1: Penfold nil? Tune in next time to find out!
- [Repeated line] Shush.
- [Repeated line] Oh, crumbs.
- [Repeated line] Si, Barone.
- [Danger Mouse has crashed through a brick wall]
Penfold: Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
Danger Mouse: No, didn't feel a thing! [he faints]
- [Danger Mouse and Penfold are standing below the wall of Greenback's castle]
Danger Mouse: Um, hello? Excuse me? Can we have our ball back, please? I...
[a fizzing bomb is dropped into his hand]
Danger Mouse: Oh, thanks very much!
Penfold: D.M! Look out! It's a bomb!
Danger Mouse: Hmm? Oh yes, I know it's a buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh, a b-, a b-, a bomb!
- [Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]
Penfold: We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
Danger Mouse: I do not wish to know that, Penfold!
- DM: (Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.) Look, Penfold...look what it says on that door.
Penfold: Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".
DM: "Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.
Penfold: 'Cor...how'd you figure that?
DM: Mm. (confidentially) I read the script.
Penfold: Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse
- Colonel K: Good show, DM. Real Dying.
Penfold: Real Dying?
Colonel K: Oh drat I mean well done.
- DM: You must stop this, Master Lobsnit.
Lobsnit: Never, Never, Never!! Or perhaps onto the 2nd floor.
- Stiletto: Fancy you, I was just looking for...
Penfold: House of [laughs]
Danger Mouse: Don't take it easy, Penfold. This is no real person, this is the Baron's henchemen.
Penfold: Not Stiletto!
Stiletto: Yeah, Signora Mafiosa to you. Pleasent. So Sorry I can't wait to talk. Ulamanergick!