Daniel Dumile

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Daniel Dumile (IPA: duːməleɪ) (born January 9, 1971 in London, England) is an American hip hop artist who has taken on several stage names in his career - originally Zev Love X, most famously MF DOOM, and in side projects as King Geedorah, Metal Fingers and Viktor Vaughn. In considering Dumile's quoteable lyrics it is just as important to observe single lines as is how they fit in the context of a complex set of lines or verse.

Take Me To Your Leader (King Geedorah)

  • The Fine Print

"This just in: they ain't even worth the worry
Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberry
Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly?
They're too carefree with their mouths around here
Off with his head, and display it at Town Square"

  • Anti-Matter

"Gettin' paid like a biker with the best crank
Sprayed like a high-ranked sniper in the west bank
Type to just blink and don't show much pity
When I'm in the city I always keep a dutch with me
Touch a titty!
Til she asks me 'where the trees is at?"
Or tell me 'don't squeeze that' rats wanna tease a cat"

Operation Doomsday

  • I Hear Voices

"On the slow-mo the calm artist with the so-so chick
Chased them all like Cairo did to Slobodan Milosovik
Anyhoo, how 'bout them Yankees?
Once I leave off-stage the party people thanks mee's
If I may speak freely nasty like the freaky-deeky
At your local sleazy speak-easy"

Vaudeville Villain (Viktor Vaughn)

  • Vaudeville Villain

"Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be 'knob shiner'
For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks"

  • Lickupon

"Confirmation of your worse fears
Ever since his first years had a thirst for beers"

"V bring the beef like a trucka' to Fuddruckers"
"Die calmer than a suicide bomber"

  • The Drop

"'Remember me God? clean Timbs with emery board'
he only came to save the game like a memory card
ooh shrewd, a lot of crews is too rude
and it's way too many 'let's not and say we do'-dudes he said 24-7 I be on call
he use his vacation days to watch Babylon 4"

  • Lactose and Lecithin

"But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right
Not only was it three cracks light but too white
The test show lactose, ambisol, lecithin
Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines"

  • A Dead Mouse

"That's for him to know, for they to never find out
About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse
The coroner report say he simply signed out, oh and I know
Y'all wanna see a wine-o? bring the wine out
Cat wit a dead mouse is how he catch the phrase in paws, plays wit it
Kill it, and eat off it for days, kid it"

  • Raedawn

"Listen up, new drink, named it after Chong's daughter
triple shot of 'gac, with the chaser of bong water
V a strong supporter come on, bring the slaughter"

  • Saliva

"Great balls of fire, guess who just crawled out the muck and mire
That could make you trust a motherfuckin' liar
A real shuck n' jiver, Vaughn never been a duck n diver
He spit on the mic, yuck, saliva
Hold it like a drunk driver hold a CB on a sharp turn
Still clutchin' his chest from the heartburn
What's your handle? I need a Zantac, ock
and thanks before I blank into anaphylactic shock"

  • Modern Day Mugging

"Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is
do the right thing you might live to see your kids
all he said was 'c'mon don't shoot!'
so shook I think he shit his sean john suit
'why you starin?' run your chain like an errand
and your girls earrings, and what you wearin'
survival tactics for when things get too gritty
he feels it's his duty to the people of the city
just so long as nobody get hurt
it keep your average civilian on point and alert"

"'OK miss, come up off that bracelet
just got your hair did don't make me waste it'
so, go to hades get the devil for his stash
but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
like the one from the liquor store
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
before he told her whore get on the floor
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
it's all in good fun, true, moral of the story, son duke:
senior citizens'll bust their guns too"

  • Mr. Clean

"(How far?) The distance was light-speed
He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed
In case it might need, it didn't mean much
For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch"

  • Change the Beat

"One day, he plan to put in a runway
With enough land for his own projects and gun play
Section 8 penthouse, maid look like Faye Dunaway
Alotta y'all assed out like gay runaways"

"Gooey gum drops, who he got his style from, his pops?
you gotta give the bum some props
ask ya sister, her beat box is more thicker
Doom, that nigga detox with malt liquor
Villain for hire, admire the sound
Make sure The Price Is Right before he come on down!"

"The way alotta clowns get down is unnatural
This flows flipped like 'oranges, apples'
Rhymes like limes to a Lemonade Snapple
Leave her at the chapel, don't eat Scrapple"

Madvillainy (Madvillain)

  • Meat Grinder

"Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft street minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script digits
Double dip/bubble lips, sorrow less midget
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go"

"Doom's songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
Doing bong hits, on the roof, in the west coast"

  • Figaro

"Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose, no 'doz pills"

  • Curls

"Villain get the money like curls
They just trying to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world
Land of milk and honey with the swirls
Where reckless naked girls get necklaces and pearls"

"Hands so fast he can out-spin the Flash
Known to smoke a whole mountain of hash to the ash
Boom-bash leave the room with the stash
Assume it's in a smash, Doom get the cash "

  • Accordion

"It's like they know what's 'bout to happen
Just keep ya eye out, like 'aye, aye captain'
Is he still a fly guy clappin' if nobody ain't hear it
And can they testify from inner spirit
In living, the true gods
Givin' y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords, (either that)
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
It's like the end to the means
Fucked type of message that sends to the fiends
That's why he brings his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos..
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion"

"When he had the mic you don't go next
Leaving pussy cats like wild hoes need Kotex
Exercise index won't need Boflex
And won't take the one with no skinny legs like Joe Tex"

  • Great Day

Groovy dude, not to prove to be rude
But this stuff is like what you might put on movie food
Uh, what is jalapenas
Get it like a whuppin' when you holla at your seniors


  • Vomitspit

"The mask is like Jason
They told the place not to let the basket type case in
He could be some kind of wacko
Waiting for the chance to heat the pipes like a crack hoe"

  • All Outta Ale

"One for the money, two for the betta green,
three for the methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

  • Beef Rapp

"I suggest ya change ya diet
It can lead to high blood pressure if ya fry it
Or even a stoke, heart attack, heart disease
It ain't startin' back once arteries start to squeeze"

"What up?
To all rappers shut up, with ya shuttin up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button up
Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales"

The Mouse and the Mask (DangerDoom)

  • El Chupa Nibre

"What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
about Doom the Great, a lot more confident
Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
It was time well spent, vented
Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented"

  • Bada Bing

"Looked like Apollo Creed after he fought with Rocky
Rhymed in a broken english slang, not cockney
Thirteen, his first queen wore hot knock knees
Had to tell her pops, yo stop cockblockin B"


  • Hooks is Extra

"They rock 'n roll like: 'Stop, Drop . . .'
and if they got soul, then welcome to the sock hop
hip-be-bop at ya block mom 'n pop shop
time it when when it comes to rhymin' is chop-chop"

  • Lightworks

"The harder they fall, to the canvas
Say your prayers throw em' up like Praymantis
Land this, grand sis, sandwich, stan switch, slam more stitches switch hand's its

Sourced Lines

  • Who's got the most whips, gats and cash? If you'd ask the villain he'd say who gives a rat's ass?
    • As MF DOOM, "Bells of Doom", Convexed (2003)
  • Just remember all caps when you spell the man name
  • Don't talk about my moms yo, sometimes he rhyme quick sometimes he rhyme slow, or vise-versa. Whip up a slice o' nice verse pie, hit it on the first try, Villain...the worst guy.
  • How Doom hold heat, and preach non-violence? Shhh, he 'bout to start the speech, c'mon, silence!
  • After rocking parties they depart in a jalopy, watch the drop top poppy
    • As Madvillain, "Rhinestone Cowboy", Madvillainy (2004)
  • Got more soul (sole) than a sock with a hole.
    • As Madvillain, "Rhinestone Cowboy", Madvillainy (2004)
  • Easy as pi, three point one four, one more one false move and they're done for
  • If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns, I'd have a cool mill' for my sons in trust funds.
  • Dub it off your man don't spend that 10 bucks. I did it for the advance the back end sucks.
  • And we'll be right back after these messages, fellas grab ya nuttsacks chicks squeeze your breastsess, we ain't all that grown it's still funny like goin to the store with your own rainbow money, since that had an insane flow sonny

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