Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw

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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
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Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw is a morning show on 101.5 KGB in San Diego, California and syndicated on Q103.3 in Temecula, California. It is named for its three main hosts, Dave Rickards, Shelly Dunn, and the “Dean of American Sportscasters”, Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph.

Common lines

Chainsaw: “In the National Ba… [a comedy clip plays] …sketball Assocation: …”

Other quotes

[Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden is playing]
Savage Garden: ~I wanna stand with you on a mountain~
Dave: “Altitude sickness.”
Savage Garden: ~I wanna bathe with you in the sea~
Dave: “Fecal waste water.”
Savage Garden: ~I wanna lay like this forever~
Dave: “Bed sores.”
Savage Garden: ~Until the sky falls down over me~
Dave: “Crushed to death.”

[Dave telling an experience at TGI Friday's] Dave: “Annoyo the Clown comes over and says ‘Would you like me to make balloon animals for you?’”
Boyer: “Yes. Over there, as far away as possible.”

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