David Letterman

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David Michael Letterman (born 12 April 1947) is an American late night talk show host, comedian, television producer, Indy Racing League car owner (Rahal Letterman Racing), and philanthropist.


  • Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
  • In My Pants!
    • The Wahoo Gazette (30 October 2002)
  • On National Security Agency's eavesdropping program: Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number.
  • Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?
    • The Late Show with David Letterman, while watching a live feed of Katie Couric interviewing with John McCain in the CBS studio; McCain had just canceled his scheduled appearance on Letterman's show that evening, telling him he needed to return to Washington immediately and deal with the economic crisis (24 September 2008)[1]

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