Braindead

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Braindead (Dead Alive in North America) is a zombie-horror-comedy 1992 film.

Directed by Peter Jackson and written by Stephen Sinclair

Lionel Cosgrove

  • That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
  • They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
  • Party's over!
  • [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...

Father McGruder

  • The Devil's among us!
  • Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
  • I kick arse for the Lord!

Mr. Matheson

  • What we need is another war!
  • WHAT? NO PUDDING!
  • [After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

Uncle Les

  • That's someone doing the business!
  • Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
  • It's all part of the grieving process.

Others

  • Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
  • Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
  • Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
  • Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
  • Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!

Dialogue

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

External links

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