Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

From Quotes
I have made decisions that turned out to be wrong, and went back and did it another way, and still took less time than many who procrastinated over the original decision. Your brain is capable of handling 140, 000 million bits of information in one second, and if you take hours or days or weeks to reach a vital decision, you are short-circuiting your most valuable property.
Jerry Gillies
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is a 2005 film, in which the former male prostitute Deuce Bigalow visits his former pimp T.J. in Europe, and then finds himself looking for a murderer who is killing the greatest male prostitutes of Europe.

Directed by Mike Bigelow. Written by Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider, David Garrett, Jason Ward
For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a lot cheaper. taglines

T.J. Hicks

This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style. Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Froze to death sixty-nining a moose. The only thing left of him...
[takes the statue's stick] this stick...
[T.J. shows Deuce the stick]
...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.


[After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman]
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Maybe YOU can help me.
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
Deuce Bigalow: You do?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
Deuce Bigalow: I am...and I did.
Beautiful Woman in Painting: And you know what really turns me on?
Deuce Bigalow: What?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Is thinking about him in his tighty whities...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a credit card!
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Kiss my chest.
Deuce Bigalow: Okay!


  • For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a lot cheaper.
  • Same ho. New low.


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