Life is an uphill business for the guy who's not on the level.John Welsh
Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film.
- Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]
- Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
- Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]
- Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!
- Alvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!
- Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)
- Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?!
- Juney: And this is my baby's foot!