Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler (born 1952-08-18) was an Oscar-nominated American actress.


  • People lose their senses at the beach 'cause the sun beats down too hard. They say things that just don't gel, you know. Well, you've heard this a lot: "Pick up a shell - oh, you can hear the ocean!" You could pick up a bicycle and hear the ocean - you're at the beach. Put the shell down, you'll hear the ocean twice as loud.
    • Reported in Cader Books, That's Really Funny!: Over 1,000 More Great Jokes from Today's Hottest Comedians (2000), p. 164.


  • You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
  • Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
  • (Quoting her mom) "You know, you could eat off her floor." Big deal, you can eat off my floor too, there's a million things down there.

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