Ephraim Kishon

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Ephraim Kishon (August 23, 1924January 29, 2005) was an Israeli writer, satirist, dramatist, screenwriter, and film director.


  • - clerk: "How many kids do you have ?"
    - Sallah: "Six."
    - clerk: "It says here that you have seven."
    - Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
    (from Sallah Shabati)


  • "When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."

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