No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.Cesare Pavese
- - clerk: "How many kids do you have ?"
- Sallah: "Six."
- clerk: "It says here that you have seven."
- Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
(from Sallah Shabati)
- "When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."