Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get.Forrest Gump Movie
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) was an American humorist.
- America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Walking isn't a lost art—one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.