Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a 1986 film about a Chicago high school student who decides to take the day off from school with his girlfriend and his best friend, while creatively avoiding his school's dean of students, his resentful younger sister, and his parents.
- Written and directed by John Hughes.
- This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.
- Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
- Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
- Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
- What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school!
- Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
- Grace: Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... It's true.
- Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
- Grace: He makes you look like an ass, is what he does, Ed.
- Ed Rooney: Thank you, Grace, but I think you're wrong.
- Grace: Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude.
- Ed Rooney: That is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere!
- Grace: Oh, Ed — you sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
- Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.
- Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
- Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
- One Man's Struggle To Take It Easy
- Leisure Rules
- Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller
- Alan Ruck - Cameron Frye
- Mia Sara - Sloane Peterson
- Jeffrey Jones - Ed Rooney
- Jennifer Grey - Jeanie Bueller
- Cindy Pickett - Katie Bueller
- Lyman Ward - Tom Bueller
- Edie McClurg - Grace, the Secretary
- Charlie Sheen - Boy in Police Station
- Ben Stein - Economics Teacher
- Del Close - English Teacher
- Kristy Swanson - Simone Adamley
- Edward LeBeau - Gym Teacher