Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Happiness consumes itself like a flame. It cannot burn for ever, it must go out, and the presentiment of its end destroys it at its very peak.
J. August Strindberg
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Kunu


- (singing to the tune of "Let It Snow") Oh the weather outside is weather.
- I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
- You sound like you're from London!
- When life hands you lemons, I say fuck the lemons and bail.


Peter


- Stop pulling my face towards your face.
- Pulling my shirt towards you is the same concept as pulling my face.
- You're were like one of those girls from Flavor Of Love. "I'll kill you! I'll kill you!'


Darald


- Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
-Life is full of lessons. You learn something new every day so... I wonder what I'm going to learn tomorrow
-The wife wants me to do things that I find inappropriate.
-God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
-She's complicated like the DaVinci code, ya know but harder to crack.
- You have Christ between your legs.....but with a shorter beard.


Dialogue


Peter: You know, I can play something else. I just think out of context its....
Rachel: Dracula musical!
Peter: (annoyed) Thanks.


Peter: (while hanging from a cliff) So what should I do? I should just let go?
Rachel: No no no no no. If you let go you'll probably land on the rocks and die.
Peter: ...... totally.


Aldous Snow: It kind of reminded me of like a dark, gothic Neil Diamond.
Peter: That is like, exactly what I'm going for.


Sarah: Telling me now isn't really the same thing as telling me
Aldous Snow: Well look, I haven't told you I have genital herpes because it's not inflamed at the moment.


Sarah: Get hard for me Peter. Get hard for me!
Peter: I know what I'm supposed to do.