Geoffrey Boycott

Geoffrey Boycott (born October 21, 1940) is a former England cricketer.

Attributed

• [After witnessing a dropped catch] I reckon my mum could have caught that in her pinny.

• [After Kevin Pietersen hit a huge sweep shot, said with an air of utter confidence] That's out. [The ball then travelled well into the stands] Er, out of the ground that is!

• [After Ashish Nehra went down slowly to field a ball versus England in the 2003 World Cup] He went down in installments there.

• [After Pakistani wicket-keeperKamran Akmal dropped England batsman Paul Collingwood] He could have caught that between the cheeks of his backside.

• My gran could do better with a stick of rhubarb!

• [On an LBW shout in the 2005 ashes] It's missing leg, missing off and knocking middle out halfway up. You've got to give that out. A blind man would give that out.

• There's more brains in a pork pie than you. (To Tony Greig)

• It's always cricket first. (the accent makes it more memorable)