Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imaginationChristopher Isherwood
- On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
- Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
- An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
- The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labour bore fruit.