Hot Shots

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"You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." - Admiral Benson

(Briefing men before takeoff) "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast"

"Err... I think that's enemy coast sir"

"Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..." -Admiral Benson

"Call down to the galley and order some soup."

"Yes, sir."

" Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"

" Duck, sir" (Admiral Benson ducks and bangs head on desk)

"Are you alright, sir?

" Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?"

"Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." - Admiral "Tug" Benson