Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a 1984 adventure film and prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark about archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones, sent by a poor village to find the sacred Shankara stones and rescue their children. Directed by Steven Spielberg. Story by George Lucas. Produced by Robert Watts.

If Adventure has a Name, it must be Indiana Jones Taglines

Indiana Jones

  • Nice try, Lao Che!
  • Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
  • Willie. We are going to DIE!
  • [with shoe on fire] Water! Water! Water! Wa... Oh. [sees a flood coming towards him] WATER!
  • Mola Ram. Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
  • [surrounded by guards] Oh, shit.

Willie Scott

  • He put two holes in my dress from Paris!
  • I hope you choke!
  • We're not sinking, we're crashing!
  • I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!
  • Doctor Jones, I'd feel safer sleeping with a snake.
  • [Shouting] Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget! This is the night I slipped right through your fingers! Sleep tight, and pleasant dreams! I could've been your greatest adventure.
  • I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!

Short Round

  • Wow! Holy smokes! Crash landing!
  • He no nuts, he's crazy!
  • [To Willie] You call him Doctor Jones, doll!
  • [To Willie] Hang on lady, we go for a ride!
  • You listen to me more, you live longer!
  • Indy, I love you! Wake up, Indy! Wake up!
  • What is Sankara?
  • They crash the plane to make you come here?
  • Three aces! I win!
  • You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!
  • Cover your heart!
  • Diamonds? Diamonds!
  • What's that? Sounds like step on fortune cookie.
  • I step where you step! I touch nothing!
  • You call him Doctor Jones doll!
  • No more parachutes!
  • Very funny!
  • All wet!
  • Indy, take the left tunnel! (Indy takes the right) No, Indy! The left tunnel! The left! Indy!

Dialogue

Willie Scott: Aren't you going to introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott. This is Indiana Jones, famous archeologist.
Willie Scott: Well, I always thought archeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it!
Short Round: Okey Dokey Doctor Jones! Hold on to your potato!

[Indy reaches down Willie's cleavage for the antidote bottle]
Willie Scott: Oh, I'm not that kind of girl.
Short Round: Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for love! We got company!

Willie Scott: [sees Indy in his traditional outfit] So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along so why don't you at least give your mouth a rest, okay?
Willie Scott: What do you mean, tag along? Ever since you came into my club you haven't been able to take your eyes off me!
Indiana Jones: Oh yeah? [places his fedora over his eyes and falls asleep]

[Willie finds no pilots flying their plane]
Willie Scott: Oh my God! Oh my God! [to a sleeping Indy] Oh, Mister! Mister, please wake up!
Short Round: You call him Doctor Jones, doll!
Willie Scott: Okay, Doctor Jones, please wake up!
Indiana Jones: [wakes] What is it? Are we there already? Good.
Willie Scott: No!
Indiana Jones: What then?
Willie Scott: [shows Indy the empty cockpit] Nobody's flying the plane!
Indiana Jones: Oh boy.
Willie Scott: They're gone! [Indy jumps into the pilot's seat] You know how to fly don't you?
Indiana Jones: No, do you?
Willie Scott: Oh God!
Indiana Jones: How hard could it be?

Short Round: What is Shankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Willie Scott: [riding backwards on an elephant] I can't go to Deli like this!
Indiana Jones: We're not going to Deli. We're going to Pankkot Palace.
Willie Scott: Pankkot?! I can’t go to Pankkot! I’m a singer!

Willie Scott: Oh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
Willie Scott: [whispering] Bats? Wow...

[Indy and Shorty are playing poker; Willie is screaming and running away from the animals]
Indiana Jones: The only problem with her is the noise.
Short Round: Hey! You cheat, Doctor Jones! You cheat! You took four cards!
[Willie is scared by an iguana]
Indiana Jones: It's a mistake. It was a MISTAKE!
Short Round: I am very little, you cheat very big!
[Willie is scared by an owl; Indy finds an ace card hidden in Shorty's sleeve]
Indiana Jones: What is this? What is THIS? And you accuse me of cheating?!
[The two argue in Chinese]
Short Round: You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!
Indiana Jones: All right, fine. I quit.
Short Round: All right, fine!

Willie Scott: That's the maharaja? A KID?
Short Round: Maybe he likes OLDER women.

[a plate full of beetles is passed around the table]
Large Guest: Why, you are not eating?
Willie Scott: I had bugs for lunch. [holds her hand out to Shorty] Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie Scott: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

[Indy and Shorty are trapped in a death room as the ceiling slowy decends]
Indiana Jones: Willie! Willie, we're in trouble!
Willie: [outside hallway] Trouble? What sort of... [sees two corpes on the walland screams]
[Spikes begin to come from the ceiling]
Indiana Jones: THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Willie Scott: There are two dead people down here!
Indiana Jones: There are gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Willie Scott: I've almost had enough of you two!
Indiana Jones: WILLIE!
Willie Scott: What's the rush?
Indiana Jones: It's a long story, Willie, hurry or you don't get to hear it!
Willie Scott: [Unknowingly enters the bug room] Ooh, God. What is this? Indy, what is this? I can't see a thing.
Indiana Jones: Hurry!
Willie Scott [Lights a lantern] All right! Oh, I broke a nail. [Turns her hand over to see the ugly bug on it]

[After Willie realizes she is in a room filled with an uncountable amount of bugs]
Short Round: Hurry, Willie!
Willie Scott: They're in my hair!
Indiana Jones: [Places a skull in the gear mechanism] Aw, shut up, Willie!
Willie Scott: Indy, Let me in!
Short Round: No, Let us out!
Willie Scott: Let me in!
Short Round: Let us out!
Indiana Jones: SHUT UP!
Willie Scott: I'm down here! They're all over me! Let me in!

Indiana Jones: There's got to be a fulcrum release lever somewhere!
Willie Scott: A what?!
Indiana Jones: A handle that opens the door!
Willie Scott: [holding a candle to the holes] They're two, just square holes!
Indiana Jones: Go to the right hole!
Short Round: Hurry Willie!
[Willie almost puts her hand into the hole on her left when Indy's hand comes out and grabs hers]
Indiana Jones: The other one. The other right. YOUR OTHER RIGHT.
Willie Scott: There's slime inside! I can't do it.
Indiana Jones: You can do it. Feel inside.
[Willie illuminates the hole and sees hundreds of bugs]
Willie Scott: YOU FEEL INSIDE!
Indiana Jones: [sticks his fist through the hole] DO IT NOW!!!
Willie Scott: OKAY!!!
[Willie slowly begins to push her hand through the hole]
Indiana Jones: Willie. We are GOING to DIE!!!

Willie Scott: You're could get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

Willie Scott: Indy. Now let's get out of here.
Indiana Jones: Right. ALL OF US.

Indiana Jones: Let them go, Mola Rom!
Mola Ram: You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!

Indiana Jones: [threatening to drop the Sankara stones off of a high rope bridge] You want the stones, let them go!
Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them Doctor Jones! They will be found! YOU WON'T!

Short Round: Hold on lady. We going for a ride.
Willie Scott: [sees Indy raising his sword] OH MY GOD. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Is he nuts?!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram. Prepare to meet Khali... in HELL!

Willie Scott: You could've kept it.
Indiana Jones: They'd just put it in the museum, it'd be another rock collecting dust.
Willie Scott: But then it would have given you your fortune and glory.
Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie Scott: No, thank you. No more adventures with you, Doctor Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie Scott: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time! [to native] Excuse me sir? I need a guide to Delhi. If you could--
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back; the two are about to kiss until Shorty's elephant blasts them both with water]
Short Round: Very funny! Very funny!

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