Jared Hess
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Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendell HolmesJared Lawrence Hess (born July 18, 1979 ) is an American screenwriter and director.
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- Attention vermin, you are in the presence of a colossus.
- Said as a joke when asked for an idea for a new catchphrase. (no-one knows why anyone would say this)
- Napoleon Dynamite, 2004
