Kazaam

From Quotes
The greatest blunders, like the thickest ropes, are often compounded of a multitude of strands. Take the rope apart, separate it into the small threads that compose it, and you can break them one by one. You think, "That is all there was!" But twist them all together and you have something tremendous.
Victor Hugo
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Kazaam is a 1996 film produced by Touchstone Pictures and starring Shaquille O'Neal and Francis Capra.

Genie

  • Can you get me a Shaq Pack?
  • I have a really bald head without a single hair on my body!
  • This isn't the first time someone has asked me to do that.
  • I'm black.
  • I have to go now! I've spent too much time here!!
  • I am a big, beautiful, black WOMAN!

Max

  • Give me junkfood from the sky!
  • Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!

Kazaam

  • Believe it!!
  • I will Kick it HIGH OCTANE!!
  • Let's Green Egg and Ham it!

Shaq

  • Jaquar black step back
  • One Large Two Medium, I'm Bout to Bust a Tedium
  • Outrageous, Contagious, spontaneous, you cant contain this, I AM KAZAAM!!

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