If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.Katherine Mansfield
From You Kicked My Dog
- "She kicked my dog!"
- "I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog!"
- "Your daughter come to my house today and she come on my property and then she kick my dog and now my dog needs operation!"
- "She's lying to you fucking guy!"
- "Don't lie you fucking guy!"
- "You don't act stupid."
- "You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail."
- "You know damn right!"
- "I am going to kill you."
- "You don't ever tell me to fuck!"
- "Shut up! You stink!"
From Pick Me Up at the Airport
- "Because I rub it and then you do it"
- "Because I'm your friend"
- "You bastard fuck"
- "You bastard guy"
- "What you gonna do you bastard guy?"
- "I come in my taxi and I'm gonna run you over"