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== Kerpal == South asian prank caller related to the Jerky Boys

From You Kicked My Dog

  • "She kicked my dog!"
  • "I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog!"
  • "Your daughter come to my house today and she come on my property and then she kick my dog and now my dog needs operation!"
  • "She's lying to you fucking guy!"
  • "Don't lie you fucking guy!"
  • "You don't act stupid."
  • "You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail."
  • "You know damn right!"
  • "I am going to kill you."
  • "You don't ever tell me to fuck!"
  • "Shut up! You stink!"

From Pick Me Up at the Airport

  • "Because I rub it and then you do it"
  • "Because I'm your friend"
  • "You bastard fuck"
  • "You bastard guy"
  • "What you gonna do you bastard guy?"
  • "I come in my taxi and I'm gonna run you over"
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