Kevin James

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w:Kevin James (born April 26, 1965), born Kevin George Knipfing, is a comedian and actor. He is best known for his role on the U.S. sitcom, King of Queens.


  • I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.
  • How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. You walk in, "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll take the bean bag chair with raisins. Wooh! Yeah! Alright, can't believe this is fat-free! Hey, you wanna help me out to the trunk of my car? No, leave the Saran Wrap on it I'll use it to cover my pool, this is good."
    • Sweat the Small Stuff (2001)
  • When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time "Jeez... what have you been doing. You been jumping rope in the attic or something?"..."... Well, I peeled an orange.. About an hour ago, why?"
    • Sweat the Small Stuff (2001)
  • This guy had no idea what phone number rhythm was, and that pissed me off. Especially if an area code's involved, like: Two One Two, bah bah bah, bah bah, bah bah. That is the rhythm I think we're all familiar with. This guy had no idea at all, I was like "Okay, Hank, give me the number" "Aright it's two one two nine" [pulls away from phone in disbelief] [Puts phone back to ear] "Fifteen eight eleven six-four-t-t-five-f-f-seven....two.." [pulls back again in disbelief] [Puts phone up to ear again] "Did you throw in your zip code, I've got a lot of extra numbers over here, I almost have enough to make a new number, I have extra, What d'ya got!? Start again from the top!
    • Sweat The Small Stuff (2001)

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