Telly: When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.
The Taxi Driver: You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in.
Telly: Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.
Telly: When you are young not much matters, when you find something you like that's all you got.
Telly: Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.
Kim: So this is your new girl, huh? Telly: I hope so. For now. Kim: You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies? Telly: I like 'em new. Not like you.
[singing, drunk in a bathtub] Casper: I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around.
Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink? Telly: Take a whiff. [Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them] Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.
Jennie's Nurse: Jennie, you've tested positive for the HIV virus. Jennie: What? Jennie's Nurse: The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should... Jennie: I tested positive? Jennie's Nurse: I'm sorry. Jennie: But I only had sex with Telly. [the nurse is silent] Jennie: I just got tested to keep Ruby company.