Larry David

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Larry David (born July 2, 1947) is an American actor, writer, producer, and film director from Brooklyn, New York.


  • I like how if you criticize the war you don't support the troops. You're the ones sending them over to die, so how is it I don’t support them? If the army was made up of child molesters, then I'd support them. If we went to an all child molester army, I would be their biggest supporter. "Please don't bring the troops home. Stay the course. Keep them there a long time." But they're not child molesters. And they're not the Twins, that’s for sure. Where are the Twins? Send in the Twins. I'd like to hear that scene. "Jenna, Barbara... Daddy and I have talked it over and we want you to go fight in Iraq." ...Ah, what's the use?
    • June 28, 2005 [1]
  • If every student was like me in college, we'd still be in Vietnam.
    • September 13, 2005 [2]
  • The one thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians."[3] (Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO special)
  • Let me tell you something; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish. (When accused of being a self-loathing Jew; Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2, Episode 3, "Trick or Treat")
  • (on not going to his high school prom) I wasn't aware of the prom. I had no idea that it was even going on, not that I would have gone. It's not the kind of thing that would ever occur to me. You would think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn't. (Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Book)
  • Pretty...pretty...pretty good. (Curb Your Enthusiasm {frequently})

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