Las Vegas

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Life is a long lesson in humility.
Sir James M. Barrie
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  • Delinda: Sam. Have you seen Seth? I'm really worried about him.
  • Sam: Delinda, he's an adult.
  • Delinda: He shows up this sweet, unspoiled country boy and now I've turned him into some sort of -
  • Sam: American?
  • Delinda: Oh, God.
  • Sam: Yeah. Listen, there's this thing. I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not. It's called personal responsibility.
  • Delinda: Yeah, but he's overdoing it. And it's all my fault.
  • Sam: Good. Everyone overdoes it. That's why we're here.
  • Delinda: Yeah, but he's picking up slutty girls.
  • Sam: That's excellent, actually. He wears the Boy George hats, but he's not gay.
  • Delinda: And he's drinking like a fish.
  • Sam: Helps kill the slutty girl germs.
  • Delinda: Sucks to be you.

Mike: That's Nasty with a capital NAST