Laura Kightlinger

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Laura Kightlinger (born June 13, 1969, in Jamestown, New York, USA) is an American comedian.

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  • I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
  • I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
  • People like to say "everything happens for a reason." If you repeat that in your head long enough that starts to sound like "anything can happen with a razor."
  • I prefer to leave dry anal rape to the professionals.

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