An idea is a point of departure and no more. As soon as you elaborate it, it becomes transformed by thought.Pablo Picasso
Laura Kightlinger (born June 13, 1969, in Jamestown, New York, USA) is an American comedian.
- I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
- I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
- People like to say "everything happens for a reason." If you repeat that in your head long enough that starts to sound like "anything can happen with a razor."
- I prefer to leave dry anal rape to the professionals.