It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first condition of lasting happiness is that a life should be full of purpose, aiming at something outside self.Hugo Black
- The problem is we always expect women to be a combination street hooker and Sunday school teacher.
- Restaurant Clerk: Your missus, she's the cutest girl I ever see. Take a fortune cookie and say hello to her. She a wonderful wife.
- Lenny Bruce: We're divorced.
- Restaurant Clerk: You better off.