Lethal Weapon 4

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Lethal Weapon 4 is 1998 film and the fourth film in the Lethal Weapon series. Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Gover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Chris Rock, and Jet Li.

The main villain of the film this time is the Chinese Triads known as the "Four Fathers".


Dialogue

  • Murtaugh: "I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!"
  • Riggs: "No, get going, get... what did you say!?"
  • Murtaugh: "You're gonna be a FATHER!!"


  • Riggs: "Yeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too."
  • Murtaugh: "What?"
  • Riggs: "Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather!"
  • Murtaugh: "Rianne's WHAT!?"


  • Riggs: "Hey, are those little heart?"
  • Murtaugh: "Not now Riggs! Just shoot the damn valve!
  • Riggs: "Okay! Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird!"
  • Murtaugh: "I'm not gonna flap arms! Why!?"


  • Butters: "You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok!? You got the right to an attorney! If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth! If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!"


  • Waiter: "Johnny Cochrane! He fight for me!"


  • Riggs: "Flied lice?"
  • Uncle Benny: "Flied lice! It is fried rice, you plick!"


  • Uncle Benny: "Time! Time for Forefathers!"
  • Riggs/Murtaugh: "Forefather!"
  • Riggs: "Uh, Washington? Jefferson? Those guys?"
  • Murtaugh: "Roosevelt?"
  • Uncle Benny: "I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters!"
  • Murtaugh: "You lucky son of a bitch!"
  • Riggs: "That's a good one Uncle Benny!"
  • Uncle Benny: "Not so good! When my wife finds out!"


  • Leo: "Oooohhhh, my tooth!"
  • Dr. Chen's Receptionist: "What's the matter with you, sir?"
  • Leo: "What's the matter? My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?"


  • Riggs: "Yeah, I'm sick of these fuckers Rog. I say we just find 'em and shoot them what do you think?"
  • Murtaugh: "Better meet me and Butters on South Spring Street then."
  • Riggs: "Yeah? What's going on?"
  • Murtaugh: "I found my watch."


  • Butters: "Oh I'm a Perp? Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp!? Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What do I look like, a fucking Crip's accountant!? Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun!"
  • Leo: "Ok, ok, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!"
  • Butters: "License! Registration! Urine sample!"
  • Leo: "Hey, I got a badge too, okay!? German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay!? Okay!? Besides,I knew you were a cop! I was just kiddin' with ya. Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away!"
  • Butters: "Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?"
  • Leo: "Well, stop turning everything around! You're so damned touchy! These guys will tell you, we work together, We got history together, hey, maybe we'll work together someday, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great!"
  • Butters: "Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal shop, ya fuckin' leprechaun!"
  • Leo: "Hey, I didn't call you names, ya fuckface!!! Don't start that, okay!!"


  • Wa Sing Ku: "In Hong Kong, You'd be dead."


  • Leo: "Okay, you said "aft," right?"
  • Murtaugh: "A-F-T. Aft."
  • Leo: "That's a fucking word?"
  • Murtaugh: "In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!"
  • Leo: "Well, why didn't you say that to begin with, ROGER!!! I love these people when they put them around boats and water and all of the sudden everything becomes fucking nautical! Astern! Avast you landlubbers! Man the bilge pumps! Pump your fucking ass!!"


  • Lorna: "You look a little banged up."
  • Riggs: "You look a little knocked up."


  • Butters: "Your baby is having my baby!"
  • Murtaugh: My baby is having his baby!"
  • Butters: "And your baby? Whoa, baby!"
  • Murtaugh: "Whoa baby my baby!"


  • Murtaugh: "What you got got in hands there?"
  • Butters: "Uh-uh...a nut cup? I got some big nuts!"
  • Murtaugh: "T-That's nitro...hmmm....oxide!"
  • Butters: "It's a laughing gas!"
  • Murtaugh: "W-W-We're stoned!"

Other dialogue

  • Chris Rock: "How are ya doin'? I'm Mel Gibson! Yeah, I look a little different. But it's a same ol' Mel!"