Louis CK (1967–) is an American stand-up comedian, who has been active since 1985.
- I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen'. That'll be a cool name for a kid. "This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen"... Then when he gets out of hand I get to go "Ladies and Gentlemen, please!"
- They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
- On being broke.
most people are not here tonight. actually, most people... are in china.
From "Hilarious" tour, portland, or nov 15 2008