Louie: My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.
Louie: I'm sorry, I need at least $3,000 in an interest-bearing account to get fully hard.
Louie: Quit throwin your snatch at me so hard. Feels like your gonna rip my dick off.
Mike: All that gratitude pours out of me and it makes her pop.
A Mugging Story
Walter: If white people ain't havin' a good time, what's it all for?
Flowers for Kim
Louie: Our kid's a fucking asshole.