Man on the Moon
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.Tallulah Bankhead
- I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
- Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
- I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, FUCK YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, FUCK YOU!
- Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
- You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
- OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
- What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
- I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
- You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
- I've been in this business for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
- If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
- Look at you...you're so proud...you look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
- Andy: That's it...I quit!
- Bob: What?
- Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.
- Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.
- Andy: And what do they know?
- Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can fuck with their heads.
- Andy: I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.
- David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.
- Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.
- Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.
- Jerry: What kind of guy are you?
- David: You know...I think I'm gonna get a lawyer.
- Many Loved Him...Many Disliked Him
- Whatever he did...Whatever he made us believe...was all just a part of the act.
- Jim Carrey — Andy Kaufman
- Danny Devito — George Shapiro
- Courtney Love - Lynne
- Paul Giamatti - Bob Zmuda - Tony Clifton